Sep 20, 2023
Crowley: We need to make this the tiniest, most insubstantial, fractional half a miracle we have ever performed. No traces of anything miraculous left behind. No alarm bells ringing in Heaven.
Aziraphale: Right. Count of three.
Crowley: One, two, three, now.
*Crowley jumps on the chair and checks an orangey-flowy-something with a tip of his finger*
Crowley: I think it took. That was a class-A surreptitious half a miracle. No one will have noticed a thing.
*happy Aziraphale*
*unamused Michael sighs as alarms are blaring in Heaven*
