who is the big spoon/little spoon
Dean is the little spoon most of the time. of course, Cas wants to be the little spoon too, but Dean has this uncanny ability to worm his way into Cas’s arms before Cas knows what’s happening. And being all warm and bundled up in his arms puts Dean right to sleep and he does this cute little snoring thing (1. It’s not cute to anyone but Cas 2. Cas is the only one who’s allowed to live after calling it “cute”) and it lulls him to sleep too so he goes with it. Of course, Dean’s a bit of a mother henner too so every once in a while he goes all octopus on Cas and Cas just wiggles in as close as he can to get the most out of his 8-hour bear hug in those big warm arms.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
literally anything those lovesick dorks can’t get enough of each other. cas is doing laundry? watching him is dean’s favorite activity. dean’s cooking lunch? watching him cook is cas’s new favorite thing. hell, cas even marathons star trek and star wars and lord of the rings with dean even though he’s got all those series in his head thanks to metatron, because what he doesn’t have is dean’s mst3k-esque commentary. and he wouldn’t miss dean’s face lighting up at them for anything, the nerd. (p.s. sometimes dean catches cas watching him instead of the tv and gripes at him to pay attention, but then cas waxes poetic about the real beauty being in the relationship between the art and whoever’s appreciating it and fuck cas is hot when he does that and now dean isn’t watching the tv, either. hypocrite.)
who uses all the hot water in the morning
fuCKING CAS. every morning. see, he’s the opposite of a morning person, and he argues it’s because he’s seen every sunrise earth has had right up to a few years ago, so he can afford to miss 20 years’ worth. but really he’s just a shit that has dean wrapped around his finger so when he eventually does get out of bed, he hogs the shower for as long as he can in protest to being awake.
what they order from take out
everything. have you seen how big those two dudes are? and dean insists on variety, to further cas’s education.Â
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
cas’s clothes. he actively gives zero shits about his appearance, and dean’s not sure if he madder about having to walk in public with that clashing disaster, or that he still thinks cas is irrestistable in orange crocs, cas? I’m this close to giving up on you.
who does most of the cleaning
dean, if only because he needs something to do while cas is sleeping in and then hogging the shower. unless he’s helping cas hog the shower.
who leaves their stuff around
neither. dean takes too much pride in his batcave to leave it a mess, and cas likes things orderly. also, no matter what dean and sam say about them he likes his clothes. they’re his.
who remembers to buy the milk
pfft. neither of them. thank god for sam.
who remembers anniversaries
hmm. neither? they love each other, and try to make every second they have together count because between the two of them they’ve had far too many brushes with death to not be haunted by their mortality, right? but since they’re making their seconds count, they’re not going to waste time counting them. idk. sometimes they remember, sometimes they don’t. sometimes it’s dean, sometimes it’s cas. sometimes they both spend weeks in advance putting together the perfect gift, or sometimes they just holds hands twice as much that day. i really don’t know.
