‘ i am 100% certain that i am 0% sure of what i’m going to do. ’
"Then maybe don't do it?" says Uzi. She doesn't move from her desk to stop Ivy- it doesn't seem that important, but she's... dabbled in this stuff a bit herself. "It can fuck up your internals if you're not careful."
"Do you have replacements?"
Ivy's mouth twists into a small frown as she stares down at the red horseshoe-shaped object, but she doesn't ride from the beanbag chair. "Are magnets that harmful?"
"Well they're not good for you. It feels kind of nice for a while, but it also impairs your processes. Probably bad after a while, but I never used them that much" She shrugs, looking up from her phone. "You ever try engine coolant? I knew a guy who did that before he died. Oh, not because of the coolant, he died for, uh... different reasons."
"How is that?" asks Ivy, tilting her head.
"I dunno, never tried it myself. The guy said it just kind of... reduced his processing speed? Made him more relaxed. But he tried a lot of questionable stuff, so who knows. Heard he even drank straight gasoline once, really surprised that didn't kill him."
Ivy lapses into silence, and Uzi goes back to her phone. She's trying to make a playlist, but it's kind of hard to decide if her roommate would be able to appreciate the irony of a death metal cover of a boy band song.
"I'm going to try it," says Ivy.
There's a gentle clanking sound, and Uzi glances up to see the magnet stuck to Ivy's head. The other girl blinks a few times, frowning. "This is... interesting."
"Yeah, it just kind of messes with some of your processes," says Uzi, tucking her phone away. "Like, dizzy in a good way? If that makes sense. Here, let me see."
Ivy pulls the magnet from her head and passes it to Uzi, who presses it against her temple. Just as she remembers, a small warning pops up on her HUD, and her vision goes slightly blurry. It doesn't feel bad, but she remembers why she stopped; if her dad ever found out, he probably would've literally exploded. "It's- It's not so bad," says Uzi, taking a deep vent of air. "In moderation, at least. Just don't make it a habit."
She hands the magnet back to Ivy, who places it back against her own head. "I know humans sometimes take perception-altering substances, and then listen to music. They say it changes the experience, and I'd like to try it. Do you have any music, Uzi?"
Uzi cackles, rubbing her hands together as she turns to her computer. "'Do I have any music?' What do you like: nightcore, synth, metal, jpop-"
"Surprise me. I'd like to hear the kind of music you enjoy."
"Sure, here's an artist my mom introduced me to. Probably where I got my good taste from," says Uzi, clicking through screens. It takes a few moments for some synthesized sounds to come through the speakers, but they're quickly followed by some high-pitched lyrics and guttural singing. It's not a song Ivy expected to hear, but it's not unpleasant, and she closes her eyes.
"I killed someone to this song!" says Uzi over the noise.
"Strange thing to say," says Ivy, settling back into the beanbag.