#21.

it’s his only social media account like... cmon

he didn’t create his own account .   who did ,  not sure ,  but he runs it now

activity is sporadic   ---   obviously .  he has more important things to worry about than frequent social media updates .   

but also time works differently for him ,  so by his standards once every three months to a year  is  frequent   ---   and in the meantime ,  he’s more than happy to stand for fan pics  /  videos and have his face floating around on other accounts

really only updates with a post when he’s on Earth

his posts are getting  better  lmao .   initially ,  it would be a blurry selfie ,  with a caption no - one could understand ,  no hashtags ,  no filters

and okay now he still doesn’t use hashtags or filters ,  but his pictures are better ,  he has a little more patience with midgardian tech to be able to take a decent shot or selfie

captions are long as shit holy fuck Thor are you detailing your life story or what

no stories .  doesn’t know how to begin a story .   what is a story

he reached 10m followers in the first day of having an account and temporarily broke insta  :///

he found this truly baffling .   a.  that’s a lot of people and b.  why can’t the application handle its own users that’s so bizarre

his profile is truly heartwarming ,  like it’s constantly pictures with best friends ,  with fans ,  appreciative posts of gifts he’s received ,  animals ,  beautiful places on Earth and lovely captions abt why he loves earth so much like ...  it’s so wholesome   :’)

he tries to respond to as many fans as is humanly possible

he also likes going into his tag   ..........................................   sometimes

mainly to actively avoid fanfiction but applaud and showcase appreciation for the lovely things some people say about him

he got in a lot of instagram fights before realising what the block button was

and even then he doesn’t like using it because he will fight to the death  (  ie.  when the other person apologises or deletes skjfksjf  )  

you will not find a single picture from his superhero friends’ verified accounts that has not been Liked by Thor

sometimes he comes back to Earth after two years and likes all the pictures he’s missed in that time ,  it’s a lot

only one picture of asgard has made it to the interwebs .   and that’s because Thor took it before he left for Earth .   but mainly he prefers to keep that part of his life away from the weirdos on Insta

and  boy  are there weirdos ,  he’s discovered that the internet is a very strange place

It’s your fucking birthday, girl. I love you for too many reasons to count, but today it’s the text you sent me at 3AM wondering how I was doing. Because even on your birthday you’re thinking about everybody else. I hope everyone has the pleasure of loving somebody like you.