The opening theme for the Real-Time Fandub version of the 2012 film, Ace Attorney, based on the Capcom video game of the same name. The original song, 2012Spark, was composed and performed by the Japanese band Porno Graffiti.
Real-Time Fandub’s dub aired on December 28, 2016 at 2pm EST on Picarto. No highlights have come out, other than some clips on Tumblr.
NOTE: This version is the highest quality version of the song, which also has some extra lyrics in addition to the YouTube version.
Final mixdown: December 26, 2016
Written and performed by Hayley Rose, Charley Marlowe
Album art: Niya Kuznetsova, Charley Marlowe
Lyrics below the break!
[Hayley]
(Snacks! Snacks! Snacks! Snacks!)
(Snacks! Snacks! Snacks! Snacks!)
(Snacks! Snacks! Snacks! Snacks!)
In the far-off future of 2016
Trials will become a fucking spectator sport
A Phoenix will rise up from the ashes
He’s got spiky hair and a blue-ass suit
He’s got no clue what he’s doing
But he believes in his clients
So he makes it up as he goes on
With no plan, just like us
We are Real-Time Fandub
Charley and Hayley]
We’re gonna dub a show, gonna mute the audio
Don’t know our lines, but that’s just fine
We’ll just go with the flow
I think it’ll be good enough
If we all decide to bluff
We’ll push through like lawyers do
Phoenix Wright, Real-Time Dub
(Snacks! Snacks! Snacks!)
Awkward was the asshole in the red suit
Anjo played a girl who should have been in it more
Lucia and Dalton were also people
One was really dumb and the other evil
Charley was playing Phoenix
Who the hell else would’ve played Phoenix?
Hayley’s guy should’ve been Redd White
But instead, he’s not Redd
He was black and white
[Charley and Hayley]
We’re gonna dub a show, gonna mute the audio
Don’t know our lines, but that’s just fine
We’ll just go with the flow
I think it’ll be good enough
If we all decide to bluff
We’ll push through like lawyers do
Phoenix Wright, Real-Time Dub
We wrote this song before
we even dubbed this show so
(we hope it didn’t suck)
We hope you had a good time
If not, direct your complaints here
([email protected])
[Charley]
(wait, what?)
[Charley and Hayley]
We’re gonna dub a show, gonna mute the audio
Don’t know our lines, but that’s just fine
We’ll just go with the flow
I think it’ll be good enough
If we all decide to bluff
We’ll push through like lawyers do
Phoenix Wright
We’re gonna dub a show, gonna mute the audio
Don’t know our lines, but that’s just fine
We’ll just go with the flow
I think it’ll be good enough
If we all decide to bluff
We’ll push through like lawyers do
Phoenix Wright
Didn’t fail, Karma’s in jail
You’re safe tonight
(?????) was kind of gay
Phoenix Wright
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