Back and On My Bullshit
I like the idea of 2004 Batjokes being the unexpected dynamic where Bruce is the unhinged one in the relationship, ESPECIALLY when it comes to intimidating criminals just for the hell of it (Bat Bruce ahead)
Bruce: *Hovering in the Air While Holding the Back of Penguin's Shirt in His Teeth*
Penguin: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!
Bruce: *Slightly Muffled* You'll have to forgive me for not believing you, you don't have the greatest track record of telling the truth.
Penguin: Well, I am THIS TIME! PUT ME DOWN!
Bruce: If you really want me to. *Drops Penguin and Watches Him Fall*
Joker: *From a Nearby Rooftop* BATS! YOU CATCH THAT MAN RIGHT NOW!
Bruce: *Sighs and Rolls His Eyes* Yes, dear. *Swoops Down and Catches Penguin Before He Hits the Ground* You feeling good, Cobblepot?
Penguin: *Shaking Rapidly* I think my heart is in my stomach...
