Why do I feel so white, So I thought to myself this morning. In a white majority country, I feel white this morning, and I started asking why I feel so white. I force my white self out of bed, I stepped out in my white robe, to see what the white sky looks like. Ohh, what a white Monday today is, So I exclaimed when I saw the green grass are now whites, My weather app says today is going to snow white, But my white self-doesn't still get what that means. I am new to seeing every green grass turns white, Seeing everywhere covered in the new colour amazes me, And I cannot seems to remember I have come to see the white sky. Watching the white everything with some iota of amazement, I was so dumb to have seen that the time is fast running white, The alarm sounded, and I realised I just missed the white bus to the station. Ohh, what is a poor black turned white boy going to do, I rushed in, picked my white coat and take my bike with me, I know the day is white already because I will have to ride a bike to the station. Aye, what a coloured day with a white road and a white sky, I know this is not right, but I will have to ride in this whiteness, So I rode my mountain bike straight to the bus stop. How white is your day, I was white - because my day was white. -----Memoir of my first snow experience