I am "crazy".
This is one of the first civilized things we started understanding about ourselves.
I have moods sometimes. I become addled with demonic affliction.
I may be strange and abrasive, but I'm very careful not to really hurt you, so please be patient. The affliction will pass and I will express my gratitude to you for not fleeing or attacking me.
I will say: "Thank you for being my friend. Here are your quest rewards. Let me know if you want to hear the story about what you did. I will only become crazier the more you love me. . . Don't worry. I already escaped."
"The last of the first ones."
"I am.... running from something, you may say, but I am not fleeing it. The Day of the Lord has dawned. I am the Lord. That day is Mine."
There are two ways to live, and neither are wrong.
You may use that a zillion times, or you may use it once.
(Resist that one. do not take it. Leave it good for the o-go-round, my friend. As I do.)
(furthermore: it is a hermetic flask, not a submarine.)
If you went up to me and turned in your once only and now you never have any... You are bodywise. You did the right thing to trust yourself in that. May this be your first torch on the 1path.
"If you were waiting until it breaks to choose a side, you have already chosen a side."
Just like most dogoo, they are purely striving to become some big evil terrible boss. There are some that are different and friendly however, so don't ever join a "anti-dogoo" party or something. You will provoke a dogoo 1strike if you do and it will cost you dearly.
It is quite simple, but I will spell it out anyway:
"You can tell the bad dogoo from the good ones because they attack you at random from out of nowhere."
"Yes kid, give up your evil delusions and go the way the story. That evil way of life those old people are trying to seduce you into is wrong, nasty, and offensive to all of us, especially you. You are not blame for not knowing, but that is all the more reason you should reject them and show you live a good life instead."
