It was planned as a prank on the first of April
But everything didn't go according to plan.
This work has two parts and now carries weight with it.
1/2
Wait for the second part sometime.
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It was planned as a prank on the first of April
But everything didn't go according to plan.
This work has two parts and now carries weight with it.
1/2
Wait for the second part sometime.

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1 (comically) large egg please
Mf COOK DO AS HE SAYS!!!
if some of the bird men here lay eggs sometimes...
1eggs get the stove ready
”oh uh-.. that’s wonderful anon. It’s not like I can stop you plus I guess it makes sense..”
“YOU LAY EGGS?!- fuck it Nevermind I’m not questioning that.”
(sorry im askin again)
How bout 1x1x1x1? i feel like that would be c00l! lol
idk if u already did this, so u dont have 2!
No worries! They give me something to do, I love hearing from ya.
she takes you to open fields to practice sword fighting
Request more! Twotime is next.

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everytime I see john dough or 1eggs I'm going to heavily point out the fact they're canonically siblings like the asshole I am
Who's Hungry?
"THE CHEF IS HOME! YOU KNOW MY NAME!"
[He tilts his head, a cocky look on his face while he held his two pans]
"COME ONE AND ALL TO GET A TASTE!"
QnA, you know the drill!
"Who IS 1Eggs?"
A: "EXCUSE ME?! I AM THE GREATEST CHEF HERE!"
A2: A 1x1x1x1 variant and my personal fav lmao
"Is he OOC or IC?"
A: He's going to be ooc, I'll play him however I want
"What's your favorite food?"
A: "WEIRD QUESTION! EGGS!"
A2: He likes apple pie :] "STOP LYING!" I'm not :3
ooc below
I love this skin I always use it