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It might sound strange, but Harry Styles is a duck. I know, sounds crazy, right? But hear me out. 

Harry Styles was born on February 1st 1994 in Redditch, England. Redditch has a beautiful lake called arrow valley, where you can find many ducks. (coincidence? i think not). Over the years, many fans have speculated that Harry in not 100% human. 

Let’s rewind back to when Harry Styles was a little baby duckling. 

As years go by, he certainly has not lost his quack.

This one is pretty self explanatory. 

The question is, Is it a breed of duck that looks like Harry? Or is Harry secretly the duck?

Looking back when Lou Teasdale asked him to do the “pouty” duck face, he said no.

He denied her request. Why? What harm would there be in making a duck face? Everyone does it, so why is he so against it? Because he would expose himself,  that’s why.

So, Sign of the Times. Contrary to popular belief, this song is about Harry trying to come to terms with his true self. Just stop your crying, remember everything will be alright. Ring a bell? Of course. We should consider ourselves extremely lucky to be witnessing this beautiful man (duck) flying and enjoying his life on water. Not convinced yet? Let me show you a little game of spot the difference.

Exactly. You can stop looking. There are none.

Moving on, as all of us, or at least the majority of us, have learned that Harry enjoys being in water. But what most people have not realised is that Harry looks extremely comfortable in water, almost like…..it’s his….natural….habitat.

This tweet might seem strange at first, with no context:

But, in reality, Harry was hungry because nobody had given him any soggy bread and wanted to be fed… but things took a turn for the worst, harry got ill and..

At first it may seem like a cute duck, but in reality it’s him in the picture and he wanted to make it clear that fans should stop throwing food on stage. 

Harry tries his best to hide his true form, but sometimes it’s difficult. For example, here:

Extremely clear, isn’t it? That’s a QUACK. He even says “I’ve never made that noise before.” Why? Research has proved that this phenomenon is a tactic that’s very well known between ducks. By saying this, no-one would investigate further and reveal his true form.

Pigeon toed?? More like duck toed.

Last but certainly not least, harry has said that the “quack” noise we are all hearing on the 9th track of his self-titled album, woman, is in fact him.

Of course it is. Who else would be able to make a duck sound that is so realistic other than a duck. If we take a deeper look into the lyrics, we can actually find a hidden message:

I hope you can see, the shape that I’m in. 

So, is Harry Styles a duck? However much evidence we think we have, there is no confirmation of this theory by Harry or his reps. We tried calling multiple times and they blocked our number… Awkward.

Therefore, this mystery of “The HarrDuck” remains

UNSOLVED.

If you’ve been in this fandom long enough, you’ve probably heard the phrase “What happened in Wellington?” at some point. This has brought itself to be one of the most questioned moments in One Direction’s history. For the last 5 years, we have all been trying to piece together what has happened. Here’s some background as to what sparked this question within the One Direction fandom:

On April 22, 2012, One Direction performed the last show of the Oceania leg of their Take Me Home tour in Wellington, New Zealand. 

Back when the boys used to color coordinate their outfits like the Rugrats.

After the concert, the boys went out for celebratory drinks to start off their month long break between tour dates. Fans discovered where they were and hung out outside the bar they were in. One fan managed to take a video on their potato, producing the lowest possible quality video to ever exist on the internet. This video is believed to be showing the infamous “Wellington Kiss.” 

Not even a Nokia could produce a video with such low quality.

As you can make out through the 5 pixels on your screen, Harry and Louis definitely seemed very close. Many Larries believe that this video is concrete evidence of Louis and Harry kissing in public. It is speculated that you can even hear Louis yell out “Boyfriend!” in the video. However, they did not kiss that night, or at least not in that video. Something else happened. Something… bigger…. 

What really happened here? (x)

If you look closely, Harry appears to be very close to Louis’ neck. We suspect, with reasonable evidence, that Harry bit Louis in this area. The boys of One Direction have mentioned “love bites” and how they give them to each other. There have been a few instances where Harry has been keen on nibbling on Louis’ neck in particular, one of which being linked below:

Harry lunges at Louis’ neck after watching him nearly the entire interview.

While this proves to be quite suspicious, there are numerous aspects of Harry’s life that have us thinking. Here are some other questionable things about Harry Styles:

1. He enjoys hanging out at night. Here is a collage of images of Harry lurking about in the dark:

Notice a trend? He seems to fancy the color black quite a bit…

2. Harry sings a song called “Up All Night.” Humans tend to sleep during the night… so why is Harry awake during this time? Does he even sleep?

Lyrics from the song “Up All Night.” Notice the line “I’m still wide awake.” Suspicious, right?

3. Recently, Harry came out with a magazine cover and spread in Another Man Magazine. The images are quite shocking, as Harry appears to be wearing clothing from as early as the 1960s. Were the images inspired by the 60s… or were they taken in the 60s?

Harry Styles, looking suspiciously like a member of The Beatles.

4. Harry has a tattoo that he has covered up in recent years. The tattoo on his wrist read “I CAN’T CHANGE.” What couldn’t Harry change? Was it about how he doesn’t age, relating back to #3 and these 1960s pictures? 

A tattoo of acceptance for what he truly is.

With the given facts above, we have sufficient reasoning to believe that Harry Styles is actually a vampire, and bit Louis Tomlinson that night in Wellington, New Zealand. 

Is there a Twilight-esque romance happening in One Direction? We believe so. 

However much evidence we think we have, there is no confirmation of this theory by Harry or his reps. We tried calling multiple times and they blocked our number… Awkward. 

Therefore, this mystery of “What happened in Wellington” remains

UNSOLVED.

On August 10, 2013, Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik from the band One Direction paid a visit to Los Angeles' Shamrock Social Club tattoo parlor. The pair got two sets of matching tattoos that morning, one set being of a tic-tac-toe boards. More famously recognized is the other set of matching tattoos, the words “Bus 1.”

Pictured: Zayn and Louis, bros for life with their matching tattoos.

The two were very fond of their matching tattoos, showing them off in interviews and being all cute.

Look at their lil arms.

While this whole matching tattoo thing is adorable as hell, what if the meaning behind these tattoos isn’t? Let’s take a deeper look, shall we?

When asked what the meaning of “Bus 1″ is, the pair said it was the bus where the two of them spent a lot of their time while on tour. Rather than stay in the hotels with the other boys, Zayn and Louis opted to stay in the tour bus most of the time. Hm...

Bus 1′s interior. Quite swanky, eh?

Now the real question is: What exactly happens on Bus 1? Why are the two so keen on spending so much time in there? Or... is it a cover up for something even bigger?

Well, if you say “Bus 1″ really fast, it sounds like “bust one.” That’s right guys... Zayn and Louis are undercover cops and are busting the crooks left and right.

Which one plays the good cop and which one plays the bad cop?

Bus 1 not only was a hint towards their side job, but it also was where Zayn and Louis could discuss tactics with each other without the other boys around. The information they handled was classified and for the eyes and ears of official police officers only.

2/5 are actual cops. The other 3 are just goons.

Being an undercover police officer isn’t as easy as it seems. It takes a lot of covering up, which is evident since we didn’t even discover their secret lifestyle until now. However, you need to be mysterious and have a love for danger, which are qualities emulated by the two boys.

Hints about their profession revealed in the “Steal My Girl” music video, directed by Danny Devito.

While the boys have been sneaky covering up their true profession, there have been quite a few slip ups. And no, we are not talking about Harry slipping on stage, we are talking about Zayn and Louis screwing up and giving us the hints that helped piece this all together.

1. Zayn seen riding in police car. The driver is not visible, but we do not need evidence to know that Louis is definitely driving that vehicle.

Zayn with a rolled down window, exposing himself to the elements and exposing his secret.

2. Louis seen talking with a fellow police officer. He’s wearing a trench coat, which is basically a red alert for anyone trying to hide a secret.

Why are trench coats always so mysterious? What’s under that jacket, Louis?

3. Louis likes handcuffs. He must’ve dropped a pair of them on stage, so fellow bandmate, Harry Styles, lends a helping hand to give them back. Were we supposed to see this? Oops!

We promise it’s not as kinky as it looks... or is it?

4. Self-explanatory. These girls are locked up, thanks to the Bus 1 Team.

They probably tried to touch Harry’s curls, leading them to a life sentence in prison.

5. Louis was spotted driving a police boat in London, taking One Direction on a police guided tour through the waters.

Only police officers know how to drive boats, so Niall was shocked to find out that Louis had this skill.

6. In the Zouis weed video, we hear Louis referring to the “popo.” This was quite the slip up, considering Louis is an undercover cop. He must’ve been so high that he forgot about his secret.

Joint lit, happy days.

7. Zayn has many tattoos besides “Bus 1.” One of them is of a checkered flag.

Zayn Malik, man of many tattoos.

Where have we seen this mysterious pattern before? That’s right, on the hats of British police officers. 

Zayn accepting a police award in his checkered hat, matching his flag tattoo perfectly.

Zayn and Louis were pulling a 21 Jump Street scenario on us this entire time. If anyone was to accomplish it, not surprised it would be these two. The dynamic duo works best together.

Even in his dreams, Louis turns to Zayn for backup.

We are entirely unsure as to what their mission was, but we suspect it had something to do with the shady blond one. We tried reaching out to Louis and Zayn’s reps, but they were too preoccupied in a twitter fight with each other. Even with all of this evidence, the Bus 1 conspiracy remains

UNSOLVED.

At this point you have probably heard about the infamous HarrDuck conspiracy. The revelation shook the fandom, and today, I come to you with yet another conspiracy surrounding our quirky (quacky) young boybander.

Buckle up, friends, because this is going to be a bumpy ride.

Based upon the evidence we have compiled, we have come to the conclusion that the infamous HarrDuck has a robo double. I know, I know, it sounds odd at first, but take a look. 

The resemblance here is uncanny. 

Obviously RoboHarry has had a bit more work done to perfect his appearance - some of which is CLEARLY depicted in Harry’s recent BTA film. 

Ahh, the mask. They had us all believing that it was only to be used for a stunt double in a music video, when really, it was being used to update RoboHarry’s hardware. 

 But enough of that - we have hard facts to cover. Let’s begin. 

 Exhibit A: Our beloved “Harry” has regularly been seen out and about on coffee runs. And in the past, the cups he’s been spotted carrying have contained normal enough drinks - smoothies, iced tea, etc. He was even seen with the occasional frappucino.

 However, in more recent photos, the only drink he’s been seen carrying is an ominous, dark liquid. 

Now, some might say it’s just iced coffee, but a trained eye can obviously see that the liquid in these cups is, in fact, oil. I know, it sounds odd - but if you take a look at these photo of a similar type of oil, you can see how easy it would be to mistake it for iced coffee if it were poured into a cup over ice. 

 There have even been instances in which “Harry” has been directly questioned about the liquid in his mug: 

 Is it tea, though? Really? 

 Moving on. 

 Exhibit B: We all know the beloved LiLo water fights very well. It didn’t take long at all for them to become a staple in 1D’s onstage activity. But have you ever stopped to ask yourself why Harry would never take part in these playful water wars? I bet you haven’t. 

 Here, we can clearly see LiLo having a bit of carefree fun on several different occasions (no Harry in sight, of course). 

And here, on one occasion, we have Louis tossing a bit of water in Harry’s direction, but seemingly hesitating at the last minute. 

Why? The answer is simple: water would rust RoboHarry’s body and fry his circuit boards. And they couldn’t have that. 

 That brings me to Exhibit C: The regular glitches that RoboHarry seems to display, both in speech and functionality. I mean, the footage speaks for itself, really. 

 And all of that aside, I’m sure you’ve all noticed that “Harry” will occasionally blurt something out that seemingly has no context at all; as he does here 

 and here. 

 Sometimes the boys will make light of it as an effort to cover up the glitches in RoboHarry’s speech components, and other times our quirky robot will fumble to make sense of what he’s just said. Either way, the fact remains that these are not the actions of a human being. 

 So, does HarrDuck truly have a robo double? However much evidence we think we have, there is no confirmation of this theory by Harry, his reps, or the Starbucks that serves him his “coffee”. We tried calling multiple times and they blocked our number… Awkward. 

 Therefore, this mystery of “RoboHarry” remains 

UNSOLVED. 

A reoccurring theme in One Direction’s lyrics is the feeling of being home. Louis Tomlinson, on August 12, 2015, tweeted an emoji of a home. On October 21, 2015, the song “Home” was released as part of an EP on iTunes, separate from One Direction’s fifth album, Made In The AM.

Was he hinting about the song to us? Well that’s what we here at 1DUNSOLVED are trying to find out.

Home. What do you think of when you hear this word? Do you think of your place of residence? Your family? Your loved ones? The town where you grew up? These can all be considered homes, but we have a different “HOMES” in mind.

The United States, home to 321.4 million people. Also home to the rotten sack of tangerines they call their president.

The United States can be considered a home to the boys of One Direction, right? They toured there for many years and own houses in California, which they live in while they are visiting the United States. We aren’t thinking about California though. Look closely at the northern border between Canada and the United States:

Here we can see The Great Lakes. The Great Lakes include: Lake Huron, Lake Ontario, Lake Michigan, Lake Erie, and Lake Superior. The first letter of each lake spells out: HOMES. Coincidence? I think not. As mentioned earlier, Louis wrote a song named "Home" which makes an obvious connection to the Great Lakes as previously described.

An amazing song written by an amazing boy sang by an amazing boyband. It’s amazing.

Louis Tomlinson is a fan of water. He has been spotted drinking it on numerous occasions, almost as if he needs it for survival.

Louis drinking copious amounts of water. Who… or what… needs this much water on a daily basis?

Speaking of water, Louis has been known to get into water fights with bandmate, Liam Payne. Louis has also been seen retaliating against Liam’s advances with a water gun.

Louis and Liam in a full on water battle.

Louis preparing his water weapon during the battle.

Now that we’ve covered Louis’ fascination with water, let’s explore another topic. Wet Louis. Louis has been seen soaking wet on many occasions. Why is he wet? 

Someone get this boy a towel.

Most people would believe that Louis is soaking wet due to rain, or perhaps a water fight with his BFF Liam. However, this is not the case. We have sufficient reasoning to believe that Louis emerged from the water. And not just any water; the Great Lakes. It can be concluded that Louis Tomlinson, member of the boyband One Direction, is actually a freshwater mermaid residing in the HOMES Lakes.

Louis showing off his majestic blue tail fins. 

Looking at the lyrics of Home, this line looks rather suspicious:

“When you’re lost, I’ll find the way I’ll be your light”

Mermaids, the ones with the good intentions of course, are well known for aiding sailors when they are lost in the treacherous waters, often times saving their lives, as opposed to sirens, who seduce sailors to their death. We can’t deny that Louis may have seduced sailors in the past, but someone that adorable cannot be evil like that.

Louis saving Prince Eric, who almost drowned in one of the Great Lakes.

In order to lead these sailors to safety, Louis needs to know his way around the waters. So he doesn’t get lost, he has a tattoo of a compass. One of the directions on the compass leads to HOME(S), AKA The Great Lakes.

Even mermaids get lost sometimes.

In conclusion, there are two aquatic creatures in One Direction: HarrDuck and Mermaid Louis. But.. however much evidence we think we have, there is no confirmation of this theory by Louis or the school of fish we spotted in the water in which he frequents. We tried speaking FINglish but the fish weren’t willing to communicate back… Awkward.

Therefore, this mystery of “Home” and Mermaid Louis remains

UNSOLVED.

Okay so people have all been talking about how our precious Lima is now a clone. So I got out my magnifying glass and started to investigate. We have come to the conclusion that Liam is and has always been a Sim. Yes, you did read that right, a Sim from the computer game, The Sims. His computer creators are none other than the spawn of Satan themselves, Modest Management. Modest is becoming lazy in the band’s “hiatus”, thinking that the fan base is wearing down and wouldn't notice. How wrong they were, because 1Dunsolved is on the case.

Lately, Liam has been wearing clothes that have been looking quite random. We have grown accustomed to Liam’s usual, dressed up, yet comfortably, classy fashion sense, depicted below.

Now, Liam’s new style seems in stark contrast to his former choices in fashion. 

As we all know, Modest is the actual worst.They have gotten lazy and obviously are just clicking their first available clothes option with Liam’s Sim. I mean seriously, how many layers does he have on? What are they layers trying to cover up?? What else is going on??? And don’t even get me started on the chain. Which brings us to our next point. THE CHAIN. Liam has been seen with a new, unnaturally large piece of jewelry around his neck, depicted below. 

Upon further investigation, there is a Sim necklace that looks suspiciously like our very own Liam’s chain. I don’t need my magnifying glass to tell you that’s the same exact necklace.

Obviously the only reason that Modest would put Liam in that deathtrap, that somehow was passed off as jewelry, is to distract us. Liam has been seen multiple times in this chain to keep our eyes on the chain and away from something else. What is going on behind the scenes? What are they covering up?? Why is our precious bean being forced to carry a small child’s worth of gold around his neck??? And now it looks like, OH MY GOSH, THE CHAIN IS GROWING?!!?!

Feast your eyes everyone, Liam Payne’s Chain is indeed growing. This chain looks like it is only going to get bigger. Is this ever expanding chain going to consume Liam’s body?? Has this been Modest’s plan all along????

And then Liam’s bandmate, Louis Tomlinson, tweeted this on December 18, 2016.

Is Louis Tomlinson confirming that Liam’s chain is in fact taking over his body???? With a chain that big, what is Modest trying to cover up?? When will the Modest Sim Creator give our poor Liam’s neck a break?????

Liam is blessing us all with a new music video on Friday and in the preview he seems to be doing a little dancing, or “movement” as Liam himself called it.

Now buckle up motherfuckers, for the TEA OF ALL TEAS. Below is a real Sim dancing.

You don’t even need a magnifying glass to see that that’s literally the same exact thing. 

Liam has also been seen with a mysterious object near his head. You guessed it everyone, our own Liam Payne has been seen with none other than the tell-tale sign for being a living, breathing Sim, the green diamond. This just further solidifies that Liam is being controlled by an old crusty man at a computer.

You’re going to want to sit down for this. Everyone has been talking about how our Liam’s accent has been a little off lately. Through an anonymous source we were given an exclusive of Liam ACTUALLY SPEAKING SIMLISH. IF THIS ISN’T ENOUGH CONFIRMATION, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

However much evidence we think we have, there is no confirmation of this theory by Liam or his reps. We tried calling multiple times and they blocked our number... Awkward.

Therefore, the mystery of the “LiSim Payne Conspiracy” remains.

UNSOLVED.

On One Direction’s 4th album, Four, we were blessed once again by Ed Sheeran’s writing abilities with the song “18.” Ed Sheeran has helped One Direction with their albums in the past, credited with writing “Moments,” “Little Things,” “Over Again,” and “Summer Love.” “18″ is about being in love, starting from a young age. The song is truly beautiful, but there is something suspicious about it.

Niall Horan singing his part in “18.” Did he mess up on the lyrics, or was that intentional?

If you watch the video, you can clearly hear Niall sing the line “We took a chonce.” In the English language, the “a” in “chance” does not sound like an “o.” We tested this out with a text to speech generator, utilizing the Irish accent option. 

Moira, a very real person, proving that the Irish can still pronounce “chance” properly. She’s a very reliable source.

Due to this, we can confirm that “chonce” is it’s own word, not a variation of “chance.” We’ve never heard of this word before. Upon further Googling, we were unable to find anything. It can be deduced that this word did not exist before Niall Horan. So why did Niall make up this word? What does it actually mean? 

We knew One Direction invented music, but when did they begin inventing words?

We feel the same way. What the fuck IS a chonce?

As we all know, triangles are infamous for being associated with the Illuminati. However, they are not the only shape associated with this organization. The pyramid eye can be seen on American currency, and guess what shape it is located inside? That’s right. A circle.

A circle surrounding the Illuminati symbol. Circles represent perfection, totality, and timelessness, all qualities shown by the Illuminati.

The letter “O” is a circle. The word “chonce” has an “O” in it. That’s right guys… Niall is #IlluminatiConfirmed. Don’t act so shocked though, because we totally saw it coming. The One Direction star has shown his dedication to the Illuminati many times.

Niall Horan has an eye. So does the Illuminati symbol. Also pictured: Niall making a public display of his involvement with a fashionable triangle crew neck sweatshirt. Notice the shades hiding his eye.

We here at 1DUnsolved have discovered even more evidence demonstrating Niall AND One Direction’s allegiance to the Illuminati. Let’s break things down:

Niall Horan. Chonce.

Harry Styles, during a performance of “18,” sang, “I have loved you since we were 16.” Coincidence? I think not.

Harry Styles presenting on stage a shocking connection the number 16 while singing like an angel.

Do you remember that singing group No Doubt from the 90s? No? Alright well they have a song titled “Sixteen” on their album Tragic Kingdom. The lead singer of No Doubt was Gwen Stefani. Gwen Stefani has been photographed making an Illuminati hand gesture.

Is your mind blown yet?

Notice the red nail polish and red lipstick? Well in One Direction’s song, “Night Changes,” one of the lyrics is “Going out tonight, changes into something RED.” The Illuminati has used the color red in the entertainment industry as a symbol to further their agenda. The most well known figure for this? The snake herself.

Taylor Swift promoting her Illuminati album in her Illuminati dress.

This isn’t the only connection to Taylor Swift, however…

18. Four.

Taylor Swift has a song called “22,” which shows blatant symbolism to the Illuminati through the use of triangles.

TWO triangles. She’s really dedicated.

Harry, on February 1, 2016, tweeted this:

Harry pledged his allegiance to the Illuminati as well through this tweet. Therefore it’s safe to assume that Narry (Niall Horan and Harry Styles) are indeed members of the Illuminati. 

However much evidence we think we have, there is no confirmation of this theory by Niall, Harry, or their reps. We tried calling multiple times and they blocked our number… Awkward.

Therefore, this mystery of “Chonce” and its connection to the Illuminati remains

UNSOLVED.