#196d

thanks unfollowing me is fine

I don't have a massive ego just a brain so I can think of clever ways to respond without actually hurting anyone

I hope that sending me hate has improved your life immensely, and my blog being annoying is my choice because I am literally making sarcastic posts 100% of the time so maybe you just didn't use your noggin?

This is probably the best New Year present ever.

Finally I have anon hate

I've been waiting to be hated on for a very long time now, wondering how sassily I would reply. And you just dug a deeper grave for yourself because the new year gives me even more material.

Here goes:

First of all, I hope you know you forgot to go on anon? Okay thanks for  letting me see what I guess is your face as your icon????

Also, I absolutely LOVE your url! It totally makes sense and I mean my url which makes sense to thousands of people in a fandom cannot compare to your four character slew of random and completely unrelated letters and numbers.

Oh, and about your complaint: "shut the FUCK up:"

YOU FOLLOW ME. So if you don't want to see what I'm saying, here's a wild thought, UNFOLLOW ME.

If anyone questions my credibility:

I suppose your 2013 resolution was to tell a few annoying 14-year-old girls how much you hated them? Well this 14-year-old girl is a writer and a comedian and an actress so if you think I'll be anything but dramatic and clever and witty you should have thought twice before deliberately typing up those 13 letters and clicking ask.

I just want to thank the academy for this wonderful experience and my mom for telling me to never give up and my dad for his support and the fans because I would be nowhere without you.

I hope you learn to be kind instead of right one day, and if you're ever famous I hope we can be friends because I will be too.

So if you think I am going to "shut the FUCK up" you are sadly mistaken because I am going the exact fucking opposite