#18x4

Criminal Minds: Evolution, 18.4 ‘I’m Fine, It’s Fine, Everything’s Fine.’

[Garvez in 18x4, I'm Fine, It's Fine. Everything Is Fine]

[Garvez in 18x6, Hell Is Empty]

Designer: Tyler Neasloney

As much as I dislike the Kushners (and God do I), I feel like everyone got so caught up in Tyler’s burn that we’re ignoring how mad this look is. Karlie has a point. This is not something she could wear in Paris. It feels like a cliche of what women wear in the Hamptons and a discount version at that. Even the styling feels old and tired. Take the model’s hair out of that updo, give her some cooler shoes, and this dress is already 100% better.

Designer: Marquise Foster

Unlike the judges, I didn’t hate this look. In fact, I really liked it. I liked the deconstruction of the pinstripe jacket with the cleanness of the white shirt dress underneath. I would definitely wear a version of this! However, while I admire Marquise and the way he designs, I do not think the craftsmanship was up to par here. If this look was impeccably made, it wouldn’t be on the bottom.

Designer: Shavi Lewis

Designer: Delvin McCray

Delvin’s model looks like a fifty-five year old divorcee heading out for cocktails with friends. It’s just way too mature and matronly for such a young model, and so it would age Karlie tremendously. The styling also doesn’t do Delvin’s look any favors. She should have her hair down and a softer lip to youthen it up. Still, Delvin does know how to tailor clothes because this is impeccable work.

Designer: Geoffrey Mac

Geoffrey, you were in Goodwill. You had what is a fortune at Goodwill, and all you made was a two-tone black and grey dress with some fake leather that I have clearly seen before. I could buy this dress at Express. Do better!

Designer: Melanie Trygg

Melanie’s clothes are usually (always) boring, but at least like the play of proportions on this dress. That’s a little interesting. Otherwise, I’ve seen this dress before.

Designer: Sergio Guadarrama

I really hate Sergio. I want to hate this suit, but I don’t. However, I don’t remember how much of this suit he actually made and how much he just tailored. To be fair, it looks good on the model. I like the top with the tie at the bust. Still, I’m not giving Sergio credit for this.

Designer: Brittany Allen

To be fair to Brittany, I feel like she’s one of the few that actually repurposed the clothes she bought instead just tailoring or slightly altering them. I really love the top of the dress, but I despise the layered chiffon with the stick black satin on the bottom. It doesn’t work together.

Designer: Dayoung Kim