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🤧 TISSUE ALERT 🤧  From XNINE’s final concert (so far), Zhao Lei, Xiao Zhan and Peng Chuyue cover 不说再见 (Never Say Goodbye) by S.H.E.. Eng Subs by 玉儿 YUER in the captions. 

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Slàinte and Happy December 1 from the Great White North!🍁

It seems the often-speculated, much-anticipated return of the inimitable Murtagh FitzGibbons Fraser ⚔️ inspired a few of me ol’ pals to remember his devoted wife. Sweet! 😊

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Thank you so much for celebrating Murtz and for thinking of me! Howzitgoineh?

So, where have I been since July 1, 2017?

Can you say “Confidentiality Agreement?” Sure, I knew you could.

They’re not just for off-screen romances anymore.

Starz didn’t want fans to know Show-Murtagh survived Culloden. Murtz signed a confidentiality agreement the day Ronald D. Moore declared #MurtaghSaved and I signed one after I added Fraser to my name on Sumday, December 32, 2016. I’ve just been lying low, not trusting myself to remain mum about Murtz’s appearance in S3E3 All Debts Paid or his hanging out sort of personally in 1760s North Carolina. 😬

Whuck?! Some people weren’t aware Murtagh FitzGibbons Fraser is a happily marrit man? Do they live in caves? (Sorry, Jamie… That’s a fine looking brown tuque you’ve got there, lad.) Let’s share some love. 👰🏻❤️🎩

Boyneriver, Sumday, December 32, 3016

Murtagh and Boyneriver, Sumday, December 32, 3016

Dodgy Disney Prince Jamie, Murtagh, Boyneriver, SindyClaire, Rerun 😺 & Belle 😸, Sumday, December 32, 2016

Wedding True Romance magazine, March 2, 2017

Murtz, September 18, 2017

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And the crowd goes “Huh?”

Q-1. Holy Radical Makeover, BatRiver! Why does Murtz look so different in your post-nuptials photo?

A-1. Because nothing changes a Highlander’s life like the love of a gud wumman.

Q-2. Wait a bluidy minute! Murtagh resembles a G.I. Joe action figure in your wedding photos then looks like a Harley Davidson fashion model after your honeymoon. How is that transformation possible?

A-2. Basic geography. We got married in Scotland, but live in Canada. Bigger, newer country = taller, younger-looking man. Duh.

You know, marriage could do you all some good. — Claire Fraser, S2E9 Je Suis Prest

Q-3. Now that you’re here, Boynie, will you be sticking around to watch S4E5 Savages with us?

A-3. I will not. There is a 25-stinkin’-hour delay between Outlander’s streaming on the Starz app and its broadcasting on my TV. (Damn you, W Network, and your stoopid Midnight CST Sunday time slot! 🤬) Too many spoilers burn the broth. No, that doesn’t sound right...

Even though you rarely hear from me, dear People of Earth, I’m always with you in spirit. And remember, should fate and/or ill-intentioned storytelling remove Show-Murtagh from your screen to rest in peace alongside Book-Murtagh, be assured Real Life Murtagh™ remains alive and feisty by my side.

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The Fine Print:

There is only one U in Murtagh.

FitzGibbons is spelled with a capital G.

Suzette was a slut.

If you think my marrying a fictitious character is ridiculous, more cake for me. Suggest you ignore.

Hey! Eternity even hosted a bridal shower! ☂️ True story!

I’ve never met Duncan Lacroix, nor was he at our wedding.

If one restricts their SC shipping to Tumblr, does one qualify for Aggressive Shipping status? Asking for a friend.

Chugga chugga choo choo

All the other wannabe Sassenachs’ fawning over Murtz doesna bother me one drop. Losers.

A marriage to Jocasta Cameron or any other pioneering floozy would be fake and unpleasant. Do not confuse TV relationships with my life.

If you keep rolling your eyes, I’ll post our wedding invitation... AND the New York Tymes story... AND all other media coverage. Are those double-dog dares I’m hearing?

Old jackasses never die, they just take breaks from Tumblr.

Never ever ever ever delete your blog. Unless, of course, you enjoy spending your Saturdays combing through other bloggers’ archives for reblogs of your own damn posts. 🙄

Thank you. Truly. @lizm2011 ❤️ @marian4456 ❤️ @outoftheheartsabundance ❤️ @t4two2 ❤️ @saint-hildegard-of-bingen❤️  @iam74irish ❤️ @ourrubygirl ❤️ @dagmar686

You can’t make this stuff up. 😎

Murtagh FitzGibbons Fraser ⚔️: morphing mild-mannered maidens into motorcycle mamas since 2017

Gifs: @nighean--donn @outlanderamerica @samcaitisreal @manders1984 @fuckyeahjamieandclaire @yellowfeather84 @equion

Wedding Photos: Madame Outlanderedandoverhere of The House of Mother of Dolls UK @thesketchingwitch Magazine Photo: @sassylover-stuff MurtaghSaved/Harley Photos: @boyneriver-fraser and Google

December 1, 2018