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Nagumo

He literally loves you. He either listens attentively or yaps with you as well. Drive him crazy with all your talking and he wil NOT mind. He'll even make sure you feel comfortable while yapping. You feel that you're being ignored? Tell him. Nagumo will repeat whatever you said with no mistakes. You think you're annoying with your constant talking? Nagumo WILL comfort you while cracking jokes. And once you're exhausted from your constant rants? Nagumo YAPS back. He doesn't mind if you fall asleep while he does because it means he can admire you more!! And he carries you if you have indeed fallen asleep. When you wake up, he expects you to be talking, because you do that every single morning! If you don't, Nagumo whines about how you're not yapping endlessly. He does get concerned if you don't talk for too long because you talk 24/7 . It's not normal! Nagumo gifts you snacks, candy, anything for you to yap! You two could be a match made in heaven, who knows?

Shishiba

Shishiba honestly doesn't mind. He's dealt with Nagumo talking about random stuf so with you? He's prepared. Unlike Nagumo, YOU get him interested in what you're talking about. It could be the most stupidest thing ever and Shishiba will listen. He'll interrupt with some comments or questions but other than that? He's perfect! If you feel that you're too annoying for him, Shishiba will tell you that he'd rather wear a cheap suit with trash materials than not listen to you. Once you're exhausted, Shishiba gives you a cup of tea for you to catch your breath. He honestly wonders how you don't take breaks breathing in while talking. Nevertheless, once you fall asleep either to exhaustion or the tea, Shishiba rests your head on his shoulder if you're in public. If you two were home alone, he'd carry you onto his lap and let you rest your head on his chest. On days where you rant 24/7 , Shishiba doesn't question but gives you cups of tea and a couple of head pats to comfort you. He knows he's not the best with word, so his comfort comes in actions.

Gaku

Gaku probably let's out a "mm" , "hm" , "uhuh" , while you yap. Don't take it that he's not listening! He is. He just really focused on gaming right now. If you're playing while yapping to Gaku about the game, maybe gossiping, anything, Gaku listens and occasionally taps your back to let you know he's still paying attention. If you feel ignored, Gaku does try to ask questions while you rant to show that he is listening. Do tell him what you want from him. Gaku isn't exactly the best at social cues. Whenever you yap till exhaustion, Gaku sits you on his lap so your sleeping body doesn't accidentally hit something. And it's also just to make sure you're near him while he's gaming. If you don't yap to him for at least thirty minutes, Gaku assumes something is wrong and sits next to you. Waiting for you to open up on why you weren't talking a lot unlike the usual. Gaku is also someone who isn't the best in words so he makes up with it by spending time with you.

Natuski

Unfortunately for you. Natsuki is constantly making weapons in the weapons department so he's more focused on what he's doing. Feel free to drop by in the weapons department and sit near him though! Natsuki isn't opposed to you yapping to him while he tinkers with something. As long as you don't mess up something or disturb him, he's actually alright. Natuski does unintentionally not reply to you as he's busy. Bring it up with him that you feel unseen and now he's making you sit next to him while tinkering. Natsuki does make distance if the said tinkering includes some dangerous stuff though. Whenever you talk till you're sleepy, Natsuki folds his hoodie and gives it to you for you to use it as a pillow or a cuddle plush. It's his way of showing that he cares. And Natsuki makes some random rings or key chains for you out of scrap metal to tell you that he CARES. I feel like Natsuki would realise something is wrong if you don't come into the workshop during your free time (if you're in another department) or don't come to the workshop all day. Natsuki, for once, takes a break in his work and goes out of his way to find you and talk to you about what happened. Tell him everything, and Natsuki gently hugs you to reassure you.

Tanabata

this guy is just bias okay? anyways.

Tanabata is always busy thinking of what to write for a song. So, what other way to get ideas by listening to your partner rant? Tanabata plays some notes while you yap, quietly thinking about your words and wondering if the feeling he feels as of now could be used for composition? Either way, Tanabata places his guitar down after you've yapped for an hour. Just to tell you that if you've thought he wasn't paying attention to you before, he is now. And you've got all of it. If you feel ignored, Tanabata listens to you and tells you that he simply wanted to think if he could perhaps get inspiration or creativity from your constant yapping. Feel free to keep yapping! Tanabata doesn't care. Once you've hit exhaustion, Tanabata pays his attention to you and lets you rest against him. He finds this feeling weird, yet not unlikeable. If you don't talk to Tanabata in at least an hour, Tamabata sighs and knows that it's time to try and give you some comfort. Tanabata will play you a song if you find it enjoyable or nice. If not? Tanabata puts his guitar away and lets you cling onto him.

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Nagumo

– he somewhat accepts it and also doesn't accept it.

– he knew that you were upset with him for whatever reason so he really berates himself for being an idiot and not trying to fix the problem

– he hopes you will give him a second chance, he knows its unlikely since you had cut off all contact with him.

– despite knowing you've blocked him, Nagumo will constantly try to call you. That or he rereads the old messages during his free time.

– honestly wonders if he even deserved you from the get go.

Shishiba

– as usual, he has his aloof look. But in the inside, Shishiba wonders what he could've done to be a better boyfriend for you.

– anything you've left behind in Shishiba's house will be given back to you in a box. But he keeps one item, a hair tie you got for him ages ago.

– sometimes he'll visit the restaurant you urged him to go to but never did due to his work. He ponders on all the dates you two could've gone if it weren't for his work.

– he doesn't want a second chance from you or any forgiveness. He wants you to be happy and away from him.

– It hurts him. But you don't deserve to be apart of the assassin world.

Gaku

– he kind of expected you to break up with him. He just wished it was sooner so that he didn't grow an attachment to you.

– he's literally a terrorist, someone who doesn't have good social norms, an assassin. What else should be added on the list?

– really, really, REALLY, ends up being more moody. He doesn't even play games for a few days.

– and when Gaku does return to playing games? He misses you. Terribly so. He's so used to playing with you that he'd say, "Good job, (name)." when he finishes a level. Only for him to turn his head and realise you're not next to him.

– he's so used to you sitting next to him and playing with his earing. (Or stud, idk.) that he'll randomly feel your touch out of no where.

– he hopes to see you again. Even if his brain tells him he shouldn't.

Tanabata

– he actually stops playing his guitar for a day.

– he knows he wasn't a good boyfriend, but he actually wished you stayed with him a bit longer.

– his songs do end up becoming "gloomy" and "sad" . It's not even intentional. His brain and hands just keeps making the song vibe like this.

– he makes a song about his feelings during the break up. (sorrow) It's weirdly more heavy this time around.

– he doesn't want any more inspiration for his songs. He wants you back. Perhaps he wanted you because he felt this feeling with you and only you. Or maybe because he felt true peace with you.

– He misses you. But he knows he can't get back the inspiration he lost. After all, each inspiration is different in its own way.

Uzuki (JCC)

– he's emotional.

– he probably broke up with you because of his brother (Asaki)

– he misses you so much, he didn't want to break up with you. It's all because of his brother.

– everytime he returns back to the orphanage, he rants to Kumanomi. Which, just enrages Kumanomi more.

– he cries. You were the first person who showed him care and affection in a way he has never felt.

– YOU filled the hole in his heart. He can't let you go, ever. So he's devastated when he talked to you, making up lies that he didn't have feelings for you anymore.

– Uzuki still admires you from afar. Whether you notice and decide to do something about it is your choice. But he'll keep admiring then.

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WHAT IF...

Nagumo Yoichi

What if YOU pushed Nagumo off the bed by accident? This man is ruthless in both his assassin work AND as your boyfriend/husband. The moment you push Nagumo off, he immediately wakes up and stares at your sleeping body on the bed with an amused look. He's sulking, pouting, staring at you with those boba eyes that seem to have an endless void. Nagumo devises a plan to tickle you in the morning, specifically once you wake up. Or, maybe a few minutes after you wake up. He does want to admire you for a while longer. Once you are tickled, Nagumo kisses your ticklish spots as a way to tease you. You cannot keep up with this menance istg. Rest assured, Nagumo will stop the tickle punishment if you geninuely don't want to be tickled. Anyways, if you were to keep pushing Nagumo off, Nagumo sighs dramatically and now sleeps with his pocky plushie. (He cuddles you once he confirms you're asleep or if you geninuely want him to cuddle you)

Shishiba

What if YOU accidentally pushed Shishiba off the bed? First, Shishiba probably wasn't asleep yet but did not expect your mighty kick while you were asleep. Shishiba isn't mad or anything! He just gets back onto the bed and cuddles you. Probably puts a bolster or an extra pillow in between so you don't kick his body by accident again... Shishiba probably searched on Google what causes someone to kick someone while in their sleep. If he doesn't get a definite answer, he just sighs and gets up early to prepare breakfast for you. Once you wake up, he does question you on what you were dreaming. If you don't remember, that's quite alright. Shishiba will try to, however, stop you from kicking him randomly in the middle of the night if you are prone to continuous kicking whilst asleep. (This just meaning that Shishiba puts another bolster between you and him so you don't kick him that harshly)

Tanabata

What if YOU pushed Tanabata off the bed by accident? First, Tanabata will either get annoyed and wake you up just to rant and lecture you about your oh so disruption OR Tanabata groans quietly and decides that it's way too late for him to lecture you and gets back on the bed to cuddle you. Now, this obviously just ended up with Tanabata deciding that he shall compose and write a song based on this experience. Unfortunately, Tanabata does end up not talking to you for a while during this period while you're not even aware of what you did! (If he went with the option of not lecturing you) Don't worry too much, Tanabata does give you affection after he's done composing. The said affection being the mere drumming he does with his fingers against a body part of yours. Oh, and if you were to keep pushing him off the bed, Tanabata WILL wake you up just to lecture. He 400% does this now instead of being quiet.

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I stopped my Tanabata addiction?... oh yeah, im gonna make this where you're an assassin as well

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Nagumo

– im tempted to make him that one person who'd laugh at you then help you up but i can't because this is lovers edition not best friend edition

– okay let me pull up the scenario

"Nagumoo!" You tapped Nagumo's shoulders, who was next to you and currently eating his pocky in the club.

"Yeah?" Nagumo looked at you, curious on what you were going to ask or say.

You pointed at the target for the mission, saying that, "If I can kill him in the club while no one notices, you give me ¥2000!" You bet with Nagumo.

"Hmm? Sure!" Nagumo chirped. He was wondering why you'd ask for money considering The Order pays well. But either ways, he didn't question.

You quickly scurried off to where the target was quietly, taking out a small dagger hidden with your clothing.

While you were doing so, the target noticed you. However, you were faster than him and killed him on the spot without him yelling or making a sound. However, the target had nicked your waist with a sharp item the target had gotten in a hurry to defend himself.

– after the mission was done, Nagumo obviously saw the whole thing and quickly dragged you to Granny Miya.

– Granny Miya gave you some medicine and took care of your nick, bandaging it and sighing. She thought it was serious thanks to Nagumo saying you had a deadly wound. Granny Miya then left you alone with Nagumo.

– Nagumo was being overly dramatic, saying that he'd rather DIE than a single hair on your body to be cut off. (he' do that)

– Once Nagumo does get serious, he tells you to NOT do that again. He' rather take down a target together than have you injured.

– very cool cuddles as you spent to night over Granny Miya's clinic.

– hey, at least you got that ¥2000

Shishiba

– you can't tell if he's so done with your random things or if he's just ignoring you

It was at Shishiba's house. You found a twister game in Shishiba's closet for some reason and decided to play it with him!

Shishiba didn't say much while playing the game, playing the game with you and watching you do what he told you to do.

In turn, he also did the same. He did what you told him to do on the game. But that's not the point

"Shiba, I'm gonna try a handstand on this!" You cheekily exclaimed to Shishiba. Shishiba's reaction? He sighed and nodded, knowing its best to let you do your antics than to try and stop them.

As you did your handstand, a mosquito ended up flying in your face. Which caused you to lose your balance because you tried to swat it.

You fell head first into Shishiba's lap, your body now aching a little.

Shishiba sighed, shaking his head and gently rubbing your head to try and give some comfort.

– Shishiba told you to do your shenanigans on a mattress next time... lmfao.

– Shishiba also made you some tea or whatever you liked for a drink as to help your head.

– Shishiba checked your head for any bruises or possible bleeding. Though, he doubt so considering your head landed on his lap rather than the hard floor.

– He didn't say anything about your failed handstand... He didn't want to damage your ego even more.

Gaku

– you probably tried to impress him in a game

– the only way I can think of you getting hurt is by stubbing your toe against the table whilst playing.

"Gaku! Watch this, watch this!" You reiterated, pointing at the console that showed the game. You quickly gripped the switches on the side and started playing the game

You managed to bring the boss that Gaku was struggling with to low hp, however, while you were doing so, you moved your leg forward. And you didn't see the table infront of you, so, you ended up stubbing your feet.

You jolted back, yelping at the sudden pain in your foot as you dropped the console. The console was fine, however, by the time you had your attention back on the console, the boss has already killed your in-game character.

– Gaku was a bit upset the boss wasn't killed but he cared for you more.

– Gaku sighed and got you an ice pack for your foot, resting his head on your shoulder.

– Gaku reassured you that it was fine about your attempt to impress him. He also didn't want to make fun of your reputation again.

– Gaku does try to get you to help him again.... He still can't beat that boss!

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Note 1: Whether or not you interpret the characters as platonic or romantic rs is up to you

Note 2: I'm only doing this request because I myself have been struggling with my mental health and I want to find some comfort in my favs comforting me if I were to SH myself (and for those who SH to find comfort as well)

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Nagumo

– He just got back from his assassin missions and wanted to go bother you since you weren't replying to his messages

– Nagumo did have some suspicion of you doing something to yourself but he didn't want to ask upfront because he respected your privacy

– Knocked on your door but you didn't open it for him so he yoloed his way in

– this guy straight up froze when he saw you cutting your skin with the item you were using.

– He HAD suspicions but he didn't want it to be actually true. He cared for you a ton since you were his friend (and probably the only close one)

– After a few seconds, he crouched down to you but he wasn't the carefree and lively Nagumo. He was serious and worried.

– He honestly didn't know what to do. Not in the, oh, I got to disinfect the wound way, no. It was in the, "do you even want me to help?"

– if you do say yes, Nagumo will help wash your cuts, disinfect them, and bandage them for you.

– if you say no, he won't force it on you. But he will take away whatever item you were using to harm yourself. He doesn't want you to harm yourself.

– Nagumo will probably end up staying over. And he'll also tend to check up on you more in texts and in person.

– will buy you any snacks if you asked him to

– Nagumo seriously doesn't want to lose anymore people in his life and you're one of them

Shishiba

– Shishiba already knew you were self harming yourself because he saw your old bloodied bandages in your bin

– he won't say anything for a while. He doesn't want to accidentally trigger you and cause you to harm and/or isolate yourself anymore

– Shishiba came over to your house for a visit (and also because his area had some construction going on which annoyed him)

– He knocked on your door but you didn't respond which got him worried so he opened the door.

– Shishiba saw you. He saw your fresh cuts, the fresh blood. He saw you trying to hastily clean up the blood and make it as if nothing happened

– Shishiba straight up cleans you. You don't have a choice. He's washing your cuts, putting anything to disinfect the wounds and also bandaging you.

– He also cleans up the blood if any of it had stained the floor. Literally becomes a househusband

– Honestly, Shishiba won't force you to go for therapy or any counselling. But he will try to help you improve your mental health because he doesn't want you to keep doing this to yourself

Osaragi

– She's a bit clueless when it comes to this

– But she does know that you're her friend and that she should help you

– Osaragi didn't know that you were self harming until she got a glance of you wearing bandages

– Bandages... They were used when people were hurt, right? But she didn't recall you ever getting hurt.

– asks you if you had gotten hurt earlier. If you lie to her, saying that you had simply fell and got a nasty cut, she'll leave it. And if you do tell her, she'll just nod and end up asking Shishiba what she should do

– In the scenario where Osaragi finds you self harming and that she didn't know prior, she's really thinking to herself.

– Why were you hurting yourself? Isn't that bad?

– Osaragi will ask you later on but for now, she does acknowledge that you're hurt which therefore meant you needed to bandage yourself.

– Tries her best to not use all her strength on you. She gives you her band-aids if you ran out of bandages.

– afterwards, she asks you why you had harmed yourself. You're free to rant to her but just know, she won't be able to comfort you well.

– at best, you'll be getting dragged with her and Shishiba to eat food (Shishiba's paying)

– Osaragi shares her snacks and food with you if you ask though. She also cooks for you if you want. (From the Sakamoto days wiki)

Tanabata

– I set this guy to be dating you because I feel like if you were just friends, he'd end up killing you for inspiration and motivation in music

– anyways, let's say Tanabata didn't know you were self harming because you tend to use clothes that cover the place where you harmed yourself

– once Tanabata finds out, he is a bit concerned yet not so surprised. He had noticed your mental health being unstable but he didn't realise it was to the point thst you would self harm

– Tanabata geninuely lacks empathy so he won't be like... THAT caring. But he tries to care for you. You made him feel something else other than that lone emptiness and his love for music. So he should treat you well.

– when he finds you harming yourself, Tanabata will bring a roll of bandages and some snacks to you. He doesn't know if you want him to help you or not so he'll just have to show his way of caring like this.

– He doesn't want you to suffer so he'll take you out whenever he's not making songs and buy you things if you ask

– also makes a personal song for you if you ever asked (he makes it even if you don't ask but the genre might not be to your liking)

– not the best boyfriend but he's trying for you guys (also, aspd Tanabata, anybody??)

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Nagumo

– enjoys it for mysterious reasons (can cuddle you more)

– hes lowkey worried about you because what if you just randomly become tired while doing something that could hurt you like cutting fruits and vegetables.

– nonetheless, Nagumo makes sure to look out for you! If you ever feel sleepy all of a sudden, Nagumo has his arms wide open for you.

– If you have medium or long hair, I think Nagumo would play with it and do random hairstyles that he remembers from Rion.

– Iffff you're okay with Nagumo carrying you while you're sleepy, he'd do it a 100%

– you give him random scares whenever you fall asleep while standing

– BUYS YOU THE MOST COMFIEST PILLOWS AND MATTRESS/FUTONS

Shishiba

– hes concerned for you

– he wonders if you're narcoleptic with the amount of times you've fallen asleep in a day (If you are, I hope you get better)

– If you two are at home, Shishiba makes tea for you if it helps you sleep better. If you don't like tea, he's fine with providing other drinks.

– Shishiba honestly wants to know why you're so tired. Is it a condition?? Or do you just lack sleep?

– ends up overthinking while not realising you've fallen asleep on the couch

– try reassuring Shishiba on why you're easily tired. It helps him NOT overthink.

– Shishiba sighs whenever you've fallen asleep somewhere in the household. He just carries you and places you on the bed when he finds you.

– wonders if he should buy you a pet since he heard it helps people

Tanabata

– If music helps you stay awake, you really got a lucky pick.

– If it's the other way around, it's a double edged sword.

– honestly, Tanabata just plays his guitar whether you like it or not.

– however, Tanabata WILL play in a separate room from you if you ask him.

– Tanabata sometimes finds you sleeping on his guitar case

– does he get annoyed? Yes. But can he do anything other than kill you? No. Besides, he loves you in his own way so he won't kill you.

– all Tanabata can do is play you songs if you like. He also tries to give you things you ask or need.

– he's not the best... but he's trying. So give him some time.

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Kei Uzuki

– He doesn't get it 💔

– He probably stares at you for a few seconds before saying, "what?"

– you have to explain the trend to him tbh... Uzuki is way too oblivious for this.

– and even when Uzuki does understand, he's still confused. Why do people pretend to be some random stranger to someone you love??

– Uzuki lowkey just thinks this whole thing is weird. But if you want, he'll try... And fail miserably.

– how dare you ask Uzuki to do this of all people

Nagumo

– understands the trend (unfortunately)

– he'll tell you (when you're pretending to be a stranger) that he has a partner and he doesn't want to associate with you

– pull that "I can be your secret partner" bs and he's staring at you. Stares at you with the most disgusted look as well bro

– say once you decide it's enough, Nagumo pretends you're still doing it and pushes you away gently when you try to hold his hand or smth

– dw though, Nagumo does cling onto you and become annoying nagumo again once he thinks it's enough of his pretending

– summary: prank him and he'll prank you back

Shishiba

– this man semi understands... He understands you want to see what he'd do if some random person was trying to hit on him. But Shishiba doesn't understand why you'd do this while you two were in a clothings shop.

– hes NOT entertaining you on this. He's done with your antics. (He still deals with them either way)

–he was half expecting you to just try and throw your flirts at him.

– lecture him allll you want and he'll just ignore you during the lecture.

– what Shishiba WILL do is that he'll just place his hand infront of you, or subtly do so. (You wanted this bro)

– shishiba loves you but he's done with your shenanigans.

Tanabata

– fuckass doesn't know the trend but he'll actually follow what you say

– he's been dying to smack you btw (he can do it himself any day but maybe he was just waiting for an excuse to do so)

– shoves you away like he's some yakuza. Tanabata even pretends that he's about to whack you with his guitar (he won't... For now.)

– after you do this thing, Tanabata bonks you with his guitar, asking you why you did that.

– he ends up writing a song based on this experience... At this point, majority of his songs are based on you and your antics.

– hey, at least you give him ideas for song...

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