#0r-d3

✦ 4 BBY Versions ✦ 0 BBY Versions ✦

To round out the set, here’s all my new, aged-up OC designs together! All in all, I’m super happy with how these turned out, and I’m super excited to do stuff with these new versions! I hope you guys like ‘em, too! :D

Refs of each one individually:

It’s TMI Tuesday! Ask my muse anything you want and they’ll have to answer honestly.

Russoc: “Awful as in how graphic it got, or awful as in, ‘wow, that was a pain to listen to’?”

Gemre: “Don’t both criteria usually go hand-in-hand?”

Russoc: “Ahh, yeah, that’s true. Also, can they really be called ‘Not Safe For Work’ when Hes almost exclusively tells her stories at work?”

Vonnie: “I dunno, man, but I got an answer for this. For me, the worst ones are the ones I was there for—’cause I always ‘member how much it sucked havin’ to be the designated driver. But like, for fuckin’ instead ‘a drinkin’. Like, y’all ‘member the one with the Dowutin bouncer? Who do y’all think had to drag Hes to the hospital after she went n’ shattered her pelvis? No amount ‘a free drinks coulda fixed that girls’ night. Oh, and don’t even get me started on last year’s Koh’hibril party—no, seriously, don’t get me started. I’d really rather not relive the Orgy Pit™ situation, thank ya very much,”

Russoc: “God, yeah, that was a mess—what was it, like, seventy, maybe eighty guys? Man, did we use a lotta febreze after that. But yeah, my opinion? I actually don’t mind Hes telling her stories all too much—let her have her fun, y’know? Who am I to stop her? It’s just…the puns…my god, the puns. That’s where I draw the line, when she starts working those in. Like, I think the worst it ever got was, and I quote, ‘my ass is delic-Hes and it wan-Chaddic’. Not like I don’t have a sense of humor or anything, I just…there’s only so much a man can take, y’know?”

Gemre: “Yeeeah, those get rough when they’re that forced. But yeah, I’m of the same mind, I don’t wanna stop her from having fun. I don’t even mind it that much, my only problem is sometimes I get, uh, jealous a little bit, ‘cause I’m a, uhh…”

0R-D3: “01100001 00100000 01110110 01101001 01110010 01100111 01101001 01101110 00111111″

Gemre: “NO SHUT UP OH-AR, YOU’RE A VIRGIN!!”

0R-D3: “01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100″

Gemre: “WHATEVER!! I DON’T EVEN CARE!!”

Russoc: “Obviously.”

Vonnie: “Eh, don’t worry about it kid, it’s no big deal—take it from a flyin’ ace like me, y’ain’t missin’ much. Besides, doin’ it that much might not suit you; not everyone can be like Hes and be a total—”

Hes, bursting through a door: “SAY IT TO MY KRIFFIN’ FACE, D’RUEXIEQ—”

It’s TMI Tuesday! Ask my muse anything you want and they’ll have to answer honestly.

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SO HEY, late though it is, there’s one ANH age-up I forgot to mention! Well, less of an age-up and more of a repaint, really—to put it short, here’s 0R-D3′s new paint job! I always wished I’d done more with all the open space on his body, so I figured I’d try and give him a more interesting design this time around—and y’know, I don’t think it looks half bad! I don’t know what the story for this new design would be, though; could be one of the Angels painted him, he decked himself out—hell, maybe the Angels met Sabine Wren somewhere and this is her work. Then again, she’d probably use a lot more colors—I dunno, point is, Oh-Ar’s a lot more stylish now!

It’s TMI Tuesday! Ask my muse anything you want and they’ll have to answer honestly.

Hes: “Oh, god, I might have a story for this one—one ‘a you guys should go first, though, mine’ll probably be a bit longer. Von, you’ve dated once or twice, right? You got any stories to tell?”

Vonnie: “Ehhh, maybe? I ain’t tellin’ none, though—none ‘a my dates were ever too satisfyin’, to tell the truth. Let’s just say there’s a reason I realized I was ace pretty early on, n’ we’ll leave it at that.”

Hes: “Alright, fair enough, I won’t pry—Russ, what about you? Did Zolovau ever show ya a less-than-good time?”

Russoc: “No, never! Zolo was the greatest man I could’ve asked for—every night with him was the happiest night of my life, for just getting to spend time with him is all the satisfaction I needed. Why, I remember one time, we—”

Hes: “OKAY, we get it, you have the best love life of all of us! I love ya, Russy, but a story from me and you both would take up all of these people’s dashes. Let’s see, who else can we ask…Oh-Ar, you got anything?”

0R-D3: “01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 00100111 01100100 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100111 00111111″

Hes: “Yeesh, that’s rough, buddy. Well, Gemre’s a nerd with no social skills and I dunno if Cer’s ever talked to a girl before, so I doubt they have anything to tell. Heraath, you got anything?”

Heraath: “Mmmmm, no. Your father was the only man I ever loved, and of a dozen dates not one was satisfying—I care not to recount them all. Really, the happiest day with him was the day he took off and left me alone, right before—”

Hes: “Right before you gave me up to Dooku, yeah. Wow. You’re the life of the party as always, Heraath. Really great story.

“Right, so onto mine: A while back, while ol’ Truertos still led the Angels, I was sent on a mission to Zeltros to meet with some allies and informants, get a scope of the Imperial forces near the Inner Rim/Colonies border, and maybe try to find a rebel cell on the planet that could help us out. Now, I know what you’re thinking—how could I, Hes Chaddic, be alone, on the most sex-crazed planet in the galaxy, full of the most sex-crazed people in the galaxy, and come out feeling anything other than satisfied?

“Well, the short answer is The Empire™. From the day I touched down to the day I left, those bucketheads were on me wherever I went. I dunno if it was because I’m just that popular or they knew I was coming, but whatever the case, I had hardly a moment alone to myself. I couldn’t even stop to catch my breath half the time, let alone take in the planet’s ‘culture’.

Tell me a fact about your OC(s) and I’ll respond with a fact about mine!

Oh yeah, I think you told me about them once! They sound cool, I can’t wait to see more of them! :D