#05012023

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During a 5 second blood draw today, the nurse was like "so what are you going to be doing?" And I was like 'oh there's a little road trip coming up so I'm pretty excited' "oh fun where is it?" 'ohh.. just down the path." (It was like, I don't know you, I'll never see you again, I've given you the gist of what I'm doing.)

""tell me exactly what location you're going to be at provide me any town names that you'll be passing by and be sure to write the coordinates on this gauze. Explain to me what you will be doing and why that brings you joy and I will not remove this needle until you do"

Presses a button and another nurse comes in to? Look?

Jesus Debbie just suck the blood.

[[MEDICAL PERSONNEL WHEN I AM DYING]]:

Me: "excuse me some of these ribs have fallen out, the guy outside said he would watch them for me, and I just..."

Them: "well for one, lay off the cake'

Me: "I'm sorry the machine took off half of my ear but I think I know you said, I don't really eat cake I just need.."

Them: (talking to each other about what Samantha said to John, in the other room)

Me: "uh hello?" (After dry heaving into an empty water cup the size of a thimble)

Them: "YOU LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO PROBABLY CRIES WHEN YOU THINK YOU MIGHT GET A HEADACHE, OR YOU HURRIEDLY BANDAGE A THUMB IF YOU REMEMBER SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED ON THE THREE STOOGES. AND ALSO JUST EAT ONLY CAULIFLOWER JUICE. EVER. THX.