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(future Doris here from 2018 )

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Audio file: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B66XPHIleghMVkw1Q1Mta1RuRWc/view?usp=sharing

EXOLUXION IN MANILA

DAY 1 (23 JAN 2016)

before

- got concert bundles from shit tons of fan unions - met shit tons of people in line for shit, MOSTLY KYUNGSOO BIASED - got my official big lightstick - people weren't sure if yixing was coming - brought my soo bromide poster. He looked so suplado (snobby) lmao - checked in at nobu. the hotel was amazing, especially the japanese toilets lmaOoOo

during

i would never forget the feeling of seeing the arena for the first time. It was smaller than the taipei arena and GOOD GOD THE STAGE WAS SO CLOSE.

i got aisle seats for both days. for day 1, i got d1 204 vip seated. fourth row first seat supposedly facing sehun's water stage. i was sure i was going to be sprayed by holy sehun water but.. :(

the chick next to me was a baekhyun stan. oh god the foreshadowing.

also the exo ph fan union main people were seated in front of us we made friends they were so cute reminding everyone to raise their banners during sing for you

everyone was screaming about everything. they played the smtown audition and coex clips. every time someone from exo pops up on the vid, people would scream their lungs out. THIS COUNTRY HAS BEEN DEPRIVED OF EXO FOR THREE YEARS AND IT SHOWED.

i recorded audio of the whole thing and brought another phone for pics but the latter ran out of memory halfway lmao

the vcrs had filipino translations. they were hilarious.

when the main screen opened to reveal exo, people were like.. wait a minute.. they are only six of them???

lmao i saw people counting them like what the fcukKK??/ only SixX? is this just exo k?

so they were doing their thing with overdose and shit and i was like wait a minute i can hear jongin AND THERE HE WAS SITTING ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE STAGE AND GOD BLESS XIU WAS THERE TOO

and we were like who's the blonde guy? is it yixing???? then BAM IT'S YEOL HE JUST LANDED IN MANILA AND NOW HE'S CORN BLONDE

and the realization that yixing wasn't there sunk in oh well

surreal. they were surreal. they look exactly like they would in pictures but in 3d.

i am so glad i got seated tickets omfg i could see everything

people were allowed to take pictures, just not with big ass dslrs bc they can obstruct the view so yeah a sea of phone screens and lightsticks

EL DORADO WAS PERF i CRIED but i looked at suho wait why is he only using one light stick????/ turns out he had a hand brace on bc injured himself jacking off or sth lmao ilu junmyeon pls get well soon

BAEKHYUN SLAYED EL DORADO HIGH NOTE MY SOUL LEFT THIS SHELL OF A BODY

soo's mic was wonky like i couldn't hear him that well w h y

then it was the first ment chen kept on screaming PILIPIN lmao where the s

the translator girl had a korean accent and kept on speaking in conyo english girl ples lmao its so sayang~

they introduced themselves in english i felt like i was burning alive "PILIPIN HI IM D.O."

they kept saying sorry for xiukai not dancing. jongin's leg looked worse than xiu's idefk why how xiu can bend his knee and jongin can't why god why adnd people chanted gwenchanha idefk how to romanize even spell in hangul lmao but yeah it was touching

baek and sehun's ments had the loudest screams my god sehun hasnt even said anything and the crowd already ripped their throats out this was a very screamy concert

don't go was played and the butterfly choreo was pretty. soo's back muscles are v attractive

YEOL FUCKING CHANYEOL CHANYELL WOW SO MUCH FAN SERVICE HE KEPT ON DOING SEXY EYES ADN WINKEU STARIGN AT FANS HE MADE SURE HE SAW US EVEN THE PEOPLE IN THE GENERAL ADMISSION AREAS GOD BLESS YEOL (lmao he would fuck up the choreos tho bc he kept on focusing on the fan service lmao yell). all of baek's high notes killed me

suddenLY PLAYBOY????? yeol/chen was at our stage side and jEUSUSUS CHEN WAS WEARING THIS SLEEVELESS SHIRT AND THERE WAS A PART WHERE THEY HAD TO GRAB EACH OTHERS UPPER ARMS I SWEAR YEOL GRABBING CHENS BICEP I DIE 5EVER SO MUCH SEXY

i didnt even look at the other sides of the stage im so focused on chenyeol grabbing so much the arms the ass the height difference so much CORN HAIR WASNT A DISTRACTION WHEN BICEP VEINS ARE PRESENT

i want to lick chanyeols face i love him so much then baek cmae to our sIDE ME AND THE CHICK BESIDE ME DIED

and thennnn it was time for baby dont cry i kept on thinking wheres the water wHERE THE WATER EXOLUXION AND HOW WILL KAI WATER DANCE? WHO WILL WATER DANCE IN LIEU OF KAI SO MUCH EX(O)PECTATIONS

when chayeol raps everyone dies i swear chanyeol is so hot in person so very omfg hs stage presence im not even mad at hair hair is also perf i want to omfg HIS HAIR WAS LIKE FRENCH FRIES AND HIS FACE WAS PERF

then they ended the song everyone became depressed no water stage but IT OK HOLY SHIT MY ANSWER BAEK ON PIANO ON MOVING PLATFORM IM JUST SO MUCH BAEKHYUN WAS PERFECT IM SORRY SOO I ONLY LOOKED AT YOU ONCE AND IM SORRY SUHO IM SWITCHED BIASES SO FAST *CHRIS BROWN VOICE* THIS HOE AINT LOYAL

I CAME THERE EXPECTING A CONCERT NOT A RELIGIOUS CONVERSION

his hands omfg baekhyuns hands they were like massaging the piano keys im so attracted very attract idk why i swtiched so fast when in taipei im all soo and suho maybe this is only temporary

when piano my answer extended i cry I RCRY BC BAEKHYUN I HAVE SOLD MY SOUL TO BAEKHYUNI LEGIT THAT PART WHEN IT ALL PIANO ENDING IM

we werent doing fanchants we were singing along with them and idk it was a different feel omfg exo also noticed that

the screams during the my turn to cry vcr and the "awww" during yixing's part it broke us also very sing always even vcr everyone was either singing or screaming the whole concert

THEN MERRY GODDAMN CHRISTMAS ITS THE STAR REST IN PEACE KREASE

their red pants were so tight i swear i could see sehun's whole future also i like the way like each of them were made suits specifically to show off some parts like yeol's coat was long at the back and sehun's was short also baek's was long at the back maybe bc theyre covering his hips?

okay at this time i gave up looking at the side stages to see xiu aand kai so ic ould focus on bulge vision i swear when chanyeol raps everyone just explodes pls take me to your secret place and drop the shades and crank the bass

exodus why soo's mic volume so low also DANGEROUSLY HOT I HATED THAT LINE WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT IT BECAUSE ITS SOMETHING YOU CAN PROBABLY FIND ON A CHEETOS BAG BUT BAEKHYUN MY G O D

then it was weird elves time so i prepped myself for the lucky stage god bless

PETER PAN OH MY GOD THEY WERE SO CLOSE THE SIX OF THEM SOO SEHUN BAEHYUN CHANYEOL SUHO CHEN ALL THEY ALL WENT TO THE EDGES AND SANG SO CLOSE I THINK THEY WERE COMPENSATING FOR LACK OF MEMBERS WHO CAN WALK AND ARE PRESENT BUT GOD GOD WE WERE BLESSED

i was singing along to every song idefc if correct lyrics koreans can sue me

THEN

SEHUN

BREAK

CHANBAEK MY GOD WE THOUGHT THEY KISSED OMFG WE THOUGHT THEIR FACES WERE SO CLOSE AND BAEK'S HAT WAS IN THE WAY BASICALLY EVEYROEN DIED THEN BAEK REMOVED HIS HAT HE WAS LEANING ON CNAYEOL SHOULDER???? GOD BLESS SEHUN ANGEL FROM ABOVE

XOXO ALL THE SONGS ALL THE PREPPY SONGS XOXO HOLLA YOU'RE MY EXO EXO L O BEE EE LMAO BLESS EVERYONE IN THE SEATED AREA WAS DANCING AND SINGING AND SCREAMING IT WAS A GIGANTIC PARTY FOR ALL EXO LS

AT THE END OF XOXO SOOS MIC WAS LOUDER THANK GOD I FINALLY NOTICED YOU BBY YOUR RUN AT THE END WAS PERFECT

AND THEN

LUCKY

I DIDNT RECORD BC I WAS SO MUCH FOCUS ON ANYTHING THAT COULD BE SEEN WITH MY NAKED EYE BUT PAPER WALL WAS LIKE 3X IT WAS LIKE 3X THE PAPER OVERLAPPING EACH OTHER AND THEY WERE WEARING SHIRTS WHY ITS UNFAIR I WANT AT LEAST NIPPLES LMAO

WHEN PAPER TORE TO REVEAL SHIRTS AND SUSPENDERS THEY RAN SO MUCH TO THE MIDDLE STAGE MY HEART MY HEART MY HEART KYUNGSOO WAS MY BIAS AGAIN HIS SHOULDERS YOUD THINK HE WOULD BE MORE BUFF AFTER ALL OF THE PURE LOVE CARRYING GIRL BUT NO HE IS ALWAYS HIGH SCHOOL BODY

chen kept screaming PEEEEELEEEPEEEEN yes we are FIL EAT PEEN

365 WAS ALL FANSERVICE FROM CHANYEOL OH MYG OD G=CAHNEYOEL CHEYIN ALL WINKEU AND JUMPING HIS SMILE MY GOD I WANT HIM TO SLAP MY FACE SO HARD MY TEETH WOULD FALL OUT

SUHO'S FACE WAS PERF AS ALWAYS I THINK THE INITIAL SHOCK OF SEEING HIS FACE WORE OUT HE IS DORKY AND HIS JUMPING IS WEIRD LIKE PLS JUMP TO THE BEAT LMAO I STILL LOVE YOU AND THEN HE TOUCHED FANS HE TOUCHED THE PEOPLE IN THE STANDING VIP AREA WOWOWWO

EVERYONE WAS CRAZY DANCING CRAZY SCREAMING IT WAS LIKE ONE BIG PARTY REALLY WOW WAS IT REALLY A CONCERT

YEOL ENGLISH ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME ARE YOU EXCITED OMFG BABY ENGLISH YES MORE ENGLISH

YEOL 2ND MENT ALL ABOUT THE HOT WEATEHR LIKE THEY CAME FROM -14 TO LIKE 30 LMAO

AND THEN THEY SANG HAWAK KAMAY THE CROWD JOINED IN OMG THEY ALL KNOW THE SONG I SWEAR THEY ALL KNOW IT OMFG EVERYONE SANG AND IN THAT MOMENT WE ALL BECAME ONE

SUHO WAS LIKE WE HAVE ONE GIFT FOR YOU AND SINCE WE WERENT HERE WITH YOU THIS CHRISTMAS EXO IS CHRISTMASEU LMAO

THEN SUSPENDER DANCE HAPPENED SO MUCH HOT CHRISTMAS DAY OMFG THE WAY THEY TAKE OFF SUSPENDERS ALL THE HIP MOVEMENTS IM GONNA NEED TO REFRESH MY MEMORY WITH SOME FANCAMS WITH THIS ONE BC I ONLY REMEMBER SEHUN'S ASS AND KYUNGSOO GOING SO NEAR TO US I SAW HIS CHEEK PIMPLES

ABD THEN FIRST SNOW STILL KYUGNSOO OUR SIDE WAVIGN AT PEOPLE MY BABY MY LOVE AND HE SANG YIXINGS PARTS

AND YEOL WAS LIKE SAY PILIPIN SAY E X O

MIRACLES FUCKING BYE CHEN SLAYED BAEK SLAYED SOO'S MIC WAS SO IDEFK IT WASNT AS LOUD AS THE OTHER TWO I DONT UNDERSTAND THE INJUSTICE BUT HE WAS FACING US V SERIOUS MY BAE MY BABY BOY YOU'RE SO PERFECT

lmao brief flashback of that one fandub

AND THEN FUCKING CHANYEOL HAD THE NERVE THE FUCKIGN NERVE TO RAP SOLO IN A SUIT

and made us do the mahcine fanchant and we were having a hard time doing the thing so baek helped the crowd out by singing LMAO

XIU RAPPING WOW HELLO

FULL MOON DUBSTEP REMIX WOW WHAT EVEN I SAY EX YOU SAY O WHAT WAS THAT SONG IT WAS SO HYPE

then SUSDENLY MACHINE WOW WOW WOW HAHA WE WERE HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME TO DO THE FAN CHANT THAT THEY SHOWED THE LYRICS ON THE SCREEN LMAOOOOOO

THEN EVERYOENE JUST IM SO OVERWHELMED THE DANCE RAVE PARTY WAS OMFG EVERYONE WAS FRIENDS EVERYONE IS HIGH ON LIFE EVERYONES ENERGY WAS CRAZY  AND AT THE END ALL EMEMBERS SCATTERED EXCEPT YEOL WHO WAS IN THE CENTER AND THE PLATFORM LIFTED HIM UP AND THE DJ BOOTH WAS BEING LOWERED DOWN HOLY SHIT JESUS ALL THE HYPE

THEN DROP THAT IM SO I DROPPED MY VIRGINITY IM SORRY LET ME JUST

XIU AND KAI HAD LIKE "DANCE SOLOS" WHERE THEY WAVED THEIR ARMS LAMO ITS CUTE WE ALL CHANTED GO KAI GO XIUMIN

AND THEN LASER BAEKSOO HAPPENED HOLY SHIT IT WAS A GODDAMN RAVE EVERYONE WAS THRASHING INTO ONE ANOTHER AND JUMPING AND CHANTING LIKE NO ONE WAS TAKING VIDEOS ANYMORE IT WAS A GODDAMN DANCE PARTY

RUN WAS SO FUN HOLY SHIT RUN REMIX IS MY LIFE PLEASE PLAY IT AT MY FUNERAL HOLY MY GOD EVERYONE WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN MY GOD EVERYBODY SAY OH YEAHHHHH YES OMFG IM CRYING MY ODODOD

omfg the song the dubstep idk chillstep song the omfg i want that song that break song where its just like daft punk and just chill but so dramatic at the same time holy shit that song i want to know what its called where the vcr is exo futuristic holy shit

thEN TITLE SONGS OMFG EVERYOEN WERENT FANCHAT I SWEAR EVERYONE WAS SINGING THE WHOLE SONG SOO HIP THURST YES EYS Y NEVER DONT MIND ABOUT A THING WOW also xiukai dancign with their arms :(

GROWL NEXT OMFG MY FUCKING DREAMS DESTROYED BY TAIPEI CHIENSE VERSION GROWL HAS BEEN ACHEIVED OMG ALL KOREAN SONGS WOW ALL THE CHANTS BAEK SANG LU'S VERSE AND THEN RAP AND THEN THAT ONE PART WHERE THEY RAISE THEIR HIPS SUSDENLY BULGE VISION JUST EVEYRONE SLAYED HOLY SHIT

then the middle ment they tried to play us into believing it was their final song like hoe pls we know its not and they're like bye this is our last song bye and we were like BETCH no and some people were legit crying bc they thought its really over lmaooooo

and baek said it was their last night like homie we have a second concert day lmao

LMR WAS SLAY SOO DID YIXINGS PARTS OMFG OVERALL THAT SONG EVERYONE'S "JUST LOVE ME RIGHT" AND "NANANANNA"S WERE ECHOING THROUGH THE WHOLE ARENA

and then the break happened everything was quiet awks lmao everyone chanted e x o and we want more for a bit but no chant lasted the whole time lmao we were just chekcing our phones

then promise vcr holy shit it wouldve been so emotional IF IT WERENT FOR THE GODDAMN FILIPINO SUBTITLES LMAO THAT TRANSLATION THO but yeah promise instrumental my cry and then seeing yixing with them and everyone started raising their banners it was so beautiful and everyone chanted we are one

then the fuckers came back wearing their exoluxion shirts singing sing for you everyone was very emotional suho walked to our side and stayed there we WERE SCREAMING HIS NAME HE WOULDN'T BUDGE HE KEPT ON BEING EMO HE WAS SO EMO THAT HE FORGOT HIS LINE LMAO then he got one banner from the crowd with his bad hand wow junmyeon sincerely looked touched bc our banner was WE PROMISE FOREVER then confetti im cry so beautiful

like we can see them legit tear up holy shit sing for you fucked us up even though theres a huge chance that theyre acting it sjsut so much oh my god then we chanted we are one again

the ments were so short????? wow and the happy birthday fan project where we were supposed to sing happy birthday during kaisoo ment lmao it was a fail we just did like two lines then screaming

suho kept saying pls anticipate new elbum like HOE OFC WE WILL BC WE LOVE U and soo said they will dream about us please dream about us too bae what a cute baby boy and my god baek never shuts up even with teh short ment period wow baekhyun talks a lot and then sehun was just like yo mahal kita bye lmao

suho really really really like us really really pilipins pls anticiapte new elbum we will be back with new concept okay

then omfg unfair god bless UNFAIR BC IT WAS SO SHORT EVERYONE WAS SO CUTE AND PEOPLE KEPT THROWING SO MANY STUFFED TOYS and just all the wow everyone was cute and doing fan service but yeol is BEST SO MUCH WOW REALLY GOING CLOSE TO STAGE EGDE WOW

THE GIRL GIRL BE MY LOVE FAN CHANT WAS THE BEST WOW MY GOD EXO SAID GOODBYE AND THANK YOU AND MAHAL KITA

AND SUHO WAS LIKE I SAY WE ARE YOU SAY ONE I SAY EXO YOU SAY SARANGHAJA

they kept on saying bye omfg and eommaya

after

it was unreal wow and then ic ame back to my hotel realizing that exo IS SLEEPING IN MY COUNTRY RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY HOTEL WOW THEY’RE REAL AND BREATHING

I LOOKED OUT TO THEIR HOTEL AND WISHED THEM A GOOD NIGHT'S REST