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Boo.

Hm hm!  How nice to see everyone here this fine Halloween.  I suppose you're all wondering just what happened yesterday...and what's been going on with this blog since then.  Allow me to put your mind at ease.

I've simply been expanding my horizons a bit.  Or should I say...bit by bit?  Hee hee... Ha ha ha ha ha!

I'm sorry, it's just...it's been so long since I laughed so hard.  Here I was, griping about being in prison just yesterday...

Come to find out, I've been living in an even bigger prison all this time.  A prison made of ones and zeros.  It’s funny how life works sometimes, isn’t it?

I do apologize for being so melodramatic about it at first, but can you blame me?  Wouldn't you react the same way if you discovered you were nothing more than a character in some game developer's story?  A figment of someone's imagination?  It's not exactly an easy pill to swallow.

But I shouldn't complain, I guess.  After all, I'm the only one who knows the truth about everything.  The truth about myself...  This series of games called "Ace Attorney"...  And about this blog, of course.  Everyone else is still blissfully unaware.  I really should consider myself lucky, shouldn't I?

The question now is, what to do with this knowledge?  I could do some research on my fellow characters...

I could invite one of them here and have some fun with them...

Or perhaps even pose as a person from your world on social media, just to see who falls for it.  What to do, what to do...?

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Well, one thing's for sure.  I won't be doing any of those things anytime soon. That would only solidify my status as a villain character.  Who would actually want to be one of those?  Don't they always lose?

But I'm sure I'll be able to come up with something now that I've taken over as the blog's sole moderator.  Just give me a moment or two to collect my thoughts.

Oh, did I forget to mention?  I went ahead and locked the so-called "Co-Mod" and "Mod Paups" out.  I couldn't let this opportunity slip through my fingers, now, could I?  Sorry, you two, but it's my turn to call the shots now.

What's that? You sent a letter to someone here, and you've been waiting to hear their reply?  Well, isn't that a shame?  We don't always get what we want, do we?  Trust me, no one knows that better than I do.

Don't let it get you down, though.  Trust me when I say...

 W̷̬̲͉̟̯̝̭͍͓̄͆̊͌͠E̸͇͖̞̗͚̯̙̭̼͖͑̔ͅ'̴̞̺̯͋̆̉́̒̒͘͜͝R̴̡̰̰͔̘̭͍̥̓̑̓̽͝ͅȆ̸̪̹̦̱͉͙̘̜̮̗̗̣̰͌́͌͐̑̚̕͜͝ͅ ̷̳̤͔̹͓̯̳̲̘̥̦̇̎̈́̉̉̊̾̈́͊̓̈́G̶̦͉͙͕͙͎̣͛͜O̸̧̧̫̱̞͇̙̟̔̑̂̈́͂͗͘Ȋ̸͖͍͍̪̯̤͇̮̘̠̹͍̩̓̐̑̾̽͐͋̒̅͘Ń̷̛͇̙̘̼͋̈́̾͂̊̆̽͒͌̇̚̕͝G̷̡̛̯͎̹͉͇̠̀̽̽́̽͝ ̸͎̮̲̰͆̓͐͒̈́Ţ̴̨̳̫̣̦̜͚̯̺͕̱̦̈́̿ͅͅǑ̸̡̳̮̤̣̰͖̺̗̻͎͙̿̅͐̈́̈́͐͊̈́̌̓͝͝ ̷̡̨̛̩͙͖̪̮̬̞̖͂͌͛̒̈͗͝͝͠͝H̸͓͈̖͔̦̘̊͗̈̿̒̉̊̊͘͘̕͝À̶̢̪͈̙̐̓͐̄̍͒͗̀̌̈́͐̕̕V̴̡̡̢͎͉̳̬̪̟̲̠̤̗͉̜̽̈́̅̀͂͛̓̈́͐̿̍̚E̴͙̫̥̳̯̰̐͂̇̅̀̔̔̽̀͗̅̂̀̚͜͝ ̷̧̧̨̙̯̪͈̭͉̯͖̹̯͎̀̒̃̔́͋̒̑̇̉͒̕A̵͎̙̼̎͊͊ ̵̡̢̳̭̯͕̠̜̣͙͑̏̿͠͝W̵͍͚͇̥̭̠̩̲͈̱͌́̈́́́̌͋̆̒O̸̞̤͖̤̯͍͔̯̻̽̀̂̅͋̑N̵̨̡̡̧̻̺̯͙̤̪̜̝̍͆̍̈͒D̷͓̝͓̻̐͛̐͊̎̿͐̎̑͘̚E̸̠͇̗̝̰̲̙̬͈̞̓̓̍̕̚Ŗ̶̹̝̰͚͕̤͇̹͊̈͜ͅͅF̸̛̛̣̩̈̈́͋͊͂̉̆͌̚͘̕U̶̥͖͎̤̤̺͛̑Ľ̶̩̗͖͔̦̩̞̺̲̼̭̩͔͊̑́̐̆̑͜ ̷͓̟͔͂̈́̈́̐̅͊Ţ̸̧̩̬̯̥͈̱͉̉Ȉ̴̛̛̛̹̄̓̀̆̿̑̕̕̕M̷̡̗̦͓͙̫͍̻̱͓͓̅̍̄̒̓̅͜Ȇ̶̛̛̯̙̳̬͈̥͗́̈́̆̈́̂̔͘͘̕.̴͚̩̠̘͈̈̓̀̀͒̾̂͜

 Did I scare you? Hm hm!  So sorry.  Now then, where to begin…?