#...plus one lol

The thoughts won’t leave. So here we fuckin’ are. *Agust D voice* I’m sorry, 진심이야 미안해...

the Min twins - Yoongi and Yoonji - est. March 1993

Min Yoonji probably hates you

responsible for doing the talking between the two of them

should not be responsible for doing the talking

voted most likely to run a gang in high school

even the teachers were scared of her

graduated second in the class and was kind of pissed about it

studied pre-med, is now in med school

Min Yoongi definitely hates you

the quiet twin

older by twelve minutes

really really anxious...a lot...especially socially

graduated first in the class, suck it Yoonji

sound engineering major and graduated summa cum laude

currently making a name for himself as a producer

he’s not Agust D, he swears *shifty eyes*

Jung Hoseok just wants like 5 minutes of peace

has known these twins since they were 11 and they moved to his apt complex

they have always been terrible

the boy one literally wouldn’t stop following him???

the girl one declared the three of them would be friends 5ever

he’s just trying to live and they still won’t leave

THEY FOLLOWED HIM TO COLLEGE COME ON NOW

at least he kept his major (dance) to himself

wait okay except they’re both hot now this is awkward

tbh Yoongi’s had a crush on Hoseok since middle school

Yoonji could not give a single fuck less

buuuut she likes her brother, sort of, so she’s going to help him out

except when she goes to Hoseok’s dance studio to clue him in on Yoongi’s crush she sees him in the showers and manages to see his junk

Yoonji’s interest is now piqued

also she totally forgets about the crush thing and just mentions Yoongi’s show and how Hoseok’s required to come

but now she’s gotta talk to Yoongi about also wanting to bone Hoseok

Yoongi = defeatist pessimist and resigns himself to losing out on Hoseok due to Yoonji’s interest

but Yoonji’s a good sister sometimes and says she won’t hit on Hobi

as long as Yoongi makes a move

sometime in the next week

after that it’s game on motherfucker

and now Yoongi is Stressed(TM)

Hoseok goes to the show and is super baffled that this dude on stage is the same Yoongi

it somehow makes him 40% hotter???

so okay let’s chat Yoongi *slides into his DMs*

the adrenaline from performing makes making a move a hell of a lot easier and he actually kisses Hoseok

which was nnnnnnnoooooot something Hoseok anticipated

like holy shit his best friend just kissed him

aaaaaaand now his best friend is running the fuck away from him what just happened

he doesn’t chase him because he’s still pretty surprised

but finding the girl one’s easy enough

as personal Yoongi interpreter Yoonji reveals the crush thing

but also reveals that she’s curious to go for a ride *raises brow*

and now Hoseok’s just doubly lost