#...perhaps.

I wish more people would embrace being quirky, not because they’re “not like other girls” but because it’s embracing and enjoying your own small differences that makes you more attractive to be around as a person. Everyone is different from one another, but you need to confidently portray that identity for yourself in order for anyone else to take notice. It’s the strangest people that I love the most, even though, by most standards, they’re fairly ordinary. Because they’re not screaming these quirks, they’re not demanding they be paid attention to or praised, they’re simply living them. They like a certain less popular show, they have a certain style of humor, they’re really good at a particular video game, they crinkle their nose when they laugh or they love to doodle frogs on every scrap of paper they can reach; even your handwriting says something so personal about you, and these little things could be exactly what makes the memory of you stick out in someone’s mind, so live as yourself unashamedly. I promise it will make you more beautiful. 

You must have a preposterous cock.