Jan 1
Bigtop Burger S3 finale fics where the Zomburger team help Cesare with being human again. "I DON'T EAT FOOD"? YOU SURE DO NOW!!
Also HOW is he gonna pay them? Where is he going to stay?? How's he going to sleep without the crew panicking about him dying in his sleep? COULD he even sleep as a zombie and does he know how to now??? So many things to figure out!! It's like a sickfic but more like an "adopt your boss" thing. 😂
#so much hurt/comfort potential...#can he get new clothes?? new hair? this mans can finally get a new style if he wants because caligari GONE#hopefully. 'cuz like. i honestly have a hard time believing dude just one hit KO'd that scary hat spider#...more whump potential there#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM INSANE#btb spoilers#spoilers#bigtop burger spoilers#btb cesare#bigtop burger#yes i'm tagging because DO YOU SEE MY VISION#emmodii rambles#emmodii watches bigtop burger#lmao what if he was coughing blood not cuz he's dying but just cuz his lungs are suddenly working again#or maybe he's HUNGRY LIKE FUCK and his body's screaming at him 'PLEASE FEED ME BEFORE WE LEGIT DIE'#wait does he still have a stab wound or... he died from stabbing right? did caligari sew him up#but it's not like the stab wound would've healed or properly closed so does cesare still have an open (or just unhealed) fatal stab wound???
