#...in america

NOBODY CAN SEND ME TO THE SHADOW REALM, BECAUSE I'M AMERICAN.

But I'll gladly let everyone know about the most American song.

I went down to the game shop and I saw Yugi Moto and he was all like, "IT'S TIME TO DUEL!"

And I'm like, "IN AMERICA!"

Then Seto Kaiba comes up to me and he's all like, "Screw the rules I have money!"

And I'm like, "Yeah, in AMERICA!"

So later I'm at Duelist Kingdom and Tristan comes up and he's all like, "My voice gives me super–"

–andI'mlike"YeahinAmerica!"

'CUZ THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🎶

And this is 🎶 my United States of America 🎶

And this is my United States of America! 🎶

Then it's 3 AM and I'm on the corner wearing an American flag on my head and this dude comes up and he's all like, "Attention dualists!"

And I'm like, "Yeah! In America!"

Then I'm playing Dungeon Dice Monsters in the alley, Duke Devlin comes up and he's like, "Hey, I thought I told you not–"

–andI'mlike"YeahinAmerica!"

And then up comes Joey Wheeler and I'm like, "Yo, Joey, what's up?"

And he's like, "Lemme guess...in America, right?"

And I'm like, "I wasn't gonna say that! ...inAmerica."

'CUZ THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF AMERICAAA 🎶

And this is 🎶 my United States of America 🎶