oh yeah, now I remember why I love severitus fluff so much
I'm living vicariously through it, both being cared for AND caring for someone else
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oh yeah, now I remember why I love severitus fluff so much
I'm living vicariously through it, both being cared for AND caring for someone else

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saw a skit about a stereotypical mafia/gang dude being unnecessarily nice to a kid and that's just severitus if snape was still with the death eaters, isn't it
I still headcanon Snape as slavic (I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL) and just thinking of late severitus with it amuses me.
based off some interactions with my own (very Polish/Ukrainian) mother:
*intensive not-English swearing sounding like some demonic cult chant from another room* *doesn't even blink*
"There's this one phrase, butβ Ugh, it doesn't translate rightβ" "βit's either about pigs or war, isn't it?"
*vaguely confusing hand gestures such as pulling lower eyelid down and The Wall Thing*
if you wanna play around with accented Snape/first-gen immigrant Snape, me and my mom do this thing where I'll try to help her pronounce an odd word and she'll just give up and say something that uses "ΕΌ" a truly unnecessary amount of times. There's also what happened to the word "vocabulary", where it has become "vocabublary". Though I think that's kind of universal with immigrant parents, English faceplanting depressedly.
oh and don't get me started on mousebats-
ethnicity/nationality headcanons are always fun, especially if you don't take yourself seriously.
[I SHOULD CLARIFY I MEAN THIS JOKINGLY RARARARARAAAAA]
found this while looking for solace severitus fluff
and...y'know...
I feel vaguely as if my homework's been copied?
got bored.
my brain went out the window.
severitus but it's just the original baby with a gun sketch.
[LINK TO THE SKETCH ON YT]
"I'm calling Voldemortβ he hung up..."

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IT'S DONE. IT'S FINISHED. OT'S OVER WITH.
I'VE BEEN AT IT SINCE IT WAS STILL DARK OUT (EST), IT'S FINISHED.
L -> R = Harry, Narcissa, Snape, Lucius, Peter, Draco
NO I DON'T KNOW WHY ANY OF THEM LOOK LIKE THAT, NO I DON'T KNOW WHY NARCISSA IS AWKWARDLY INCHING AWAY FROM HER HUSBAND. NO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'VE DONE THIS TO MYSELF. AND BEYOND ALL ELSE, NO I'M NOT PLAYING WITH THIS FOR A GOOD FEW HOURS BECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKIN' LOOK AT THEM ANYMORE--
blog isn't necessarily reviving soon (still reeling) but I'm getting back into social interaction, even if it's just online really
and uh
oh god this is slowly evolving into a severitus/general asshole fluff appreciation blog.
fuck.