Sep 19, 2025
i just read a fic where bill physically squeezed the Axolotl and not i need to draw Them as a mini lil squeaky toy
#...Frills#what the fuck was that?#but like#why is that a cool hc#not the axolotl being the size of a chew toy#like half the size of Bill#bill stretches out on the chaise longue They provided for him#because they're just benevolent like that. He hates it#to be honest#but it's fine. He narrows his eye at Them.#*squeak*#“UH.... UM.... WELL...”#Bill leans down to Their level#eye creased in a crude imitation of the way humans' crinkle when they smile#and hits Them on the head with a#*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak*#“BILL!!! THE ANIMALISTIC PATIENTS ARE NEARBY!!! STOP THAT!!!!!”#oh my god i need to write this as a fic now HAHAH#bill cipher#gravity falls#book of bill#the book of bill#the axolotl#headcanon
