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.... one day i'll be able to reread heartstopper without skipping 18000 chapters

Okay, new fic idea where Lambert gets hired to hunt down a monster that's been terrorizing terrorizing village. Little does he know that a certain Cat Witcher has been hired by the next town over to hunt the same thing and Aiden's gotten there a few days ahead of him. Lambert goes fumbling into the forest, looking for whatever creature left behind those few scattered sheep carcasses that look suspiciously like they'd had their throats slashed by a sword and walks right into the trap Aiden set for the monster. Cue Lambert swearing up a storm and cursing out a confused Aiden who wonders how dense a Witcher has to be to walk right into a trap meant for a monster. (In Lambert's defense, he was looking for a monster, not a trap.) They reluctantly agrees to work together to find whatever is plaguing the area and form the start to their friendship.

So this guy I know apparently once hooked up with a dude who was in the campus police and then like, weeks later, the same dude pulled him over for running a stop sign, and was like "oh shit, it's you" and ended up just letting him go. So like, he got out of a ticket by retroactively having sex.