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Whether your thighs can crush watermelons or are the  softest squish this side of the moon, they are Thigh Pillow Material and that’s what COUNTS

Never been good with emotions.[gunshot in the background and screaming] So lemme just make this simple. Ashtyn, me sorry.I really am sorry. That's all there is to it.Sure I could go on and on for four hundred billion hours about how thankful I am for the cinnamon buns and caramels and for literally being my first friend and how that was actually one of the first things somebody's actually ever given to me, or how grateful I am to have been able to say I've gone to a true American teenager party in the company of celebrity /Ashtyn Stark-Rogers/, or how content I was to be able to be surrounded by Iron Man's tech and actually be able to become friends with his daughter, or how upset I get when she takes my shoes without permission but you know.Sentimentality is for the weak. Thank you. For everything. For Tanner, for the parties, for the clothes and shoes I'll never get to wear... Thank you.