Hey, Mr. Kinger. I just wanna say hello and that you’ve been a huge father figure in my life (don’t worry I have a loving father) and I really appreciate you giving some great life advice. I genuinely hope you have a wonderful day. :3
Oh, hello! Why I hope you're having a day filled with yummy blue cheese. Oh wait, I never liked blue cheese. Crackers! Hmm... Too bland. CHICKEN STEW!
You have a loving father? I'm a loving father too! Five loving fathers simultaneously! Do tell your father a fatherly king chess piece salutes him for raising a very good kid. And to check under his bed for unsuspecting candy bugs and live biscuits.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
Oh, sorry. I thought I found one of those biscuit people. They're quite mischievous little things. When are we talking about, again?
[A plot bucket falls on kinger's head]
Thank you, Mr. Plot bucket!
The one advice I'd give you is that in the few years of experience I've had, moving forward is actually quite terrifying! Everyone pushes you to chase goals, but no one tells you how it can become daunting in the progress of pursuing it.
In those times, I must remind you to keep going. Even when it feels like it doesn't make sense, or what you're doing is not worth it, or you won't make it. You have to keep going. Don't stop, not until you've run out of even the slightest chance of fulfilling them.
Hmm... Anyone got a weird craving for some blue cheese crackers?
