#-69

They threw off the blankets, and jumped up from their bed. 007 slipped on some slippers and raced down the stairs, almost falling in the process. Just as they got to the last step a figure stepped in front of 007, causing them both to crash to the floor.

"27 you idiot! We could have both been killed!" 007 huffed angrily, and stood up from the mess, dusting himself off. 27 merely shrugged and stood up as well, and pointed at the spruce table. 007 gasped as they saw the contents. It was two plates full of scrambled eggs and bacon, not to mention the pancakes. The cups were filled with champagne, and there was decorative mistletoe hanging from the ceiling.

"Did you seriously cook?" 007 managed to say, after slowly closing their gaping jaw. 27 nodded, and then proceeded to the Christmas tree. It was covered in shiny rainbow bobbles and glittering tinsel of the like.

"It's about time you woke up, you should see what's under the tree." 27 said. 007 peered under the thick evergreen leaves to find... 5 kittens! 007 squeed happily as any sane person would do and hugged 27, nearly choking them to death in the process.

"What will we name them?" 007 asked.

"How about 1, Kate, 100, 69, and Not Kate?" 27 suggested.

(End.)