ivar the (not so) boneless
(before i get to this, i just wanna say i’m currently on s5e3 of vikings)
how I feel about this character: he’s a complete madman and he owns the most tender spot of my small fragile heart
all the people I ship romantically with this character: me shdgsh choke me to actual death papi  no one because that would be very unresponsible, ahem
my non-romantic OTP for this character: floki. imagine them vibing in the forest, high on whateverÂ
my unpopular opinion about this character: all of ragnar’s sons share exactly one (1) braincell and as much as i love ivar, i do not exclude him from this
one thing i wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: i wish whenever someone has an argument with him, it doesn’t always end up with someone saying “ivar you’re an impotent cRiPpLe”. this is getting soo boring, because it ruins eVERY good discussion scene yike
