May 26, 2016
Before these cocktails begin to hit me, I want to take the time to thank Delta for putting together such an amazing party tonight and I also want to thank everyone who came out tonight to celebrate with me, too. With that being said, I’m ready to get absolutely shit-faced drunk tonight. I’m all ready in my outfit, which is dedicated to the mourning of my single life, and Darren may have given me permission to make out with one of you lovely ladies here tonight, too — shout out to the best future husband ever — but let’s get a few drinks into my system first. Basically? We’re going to make this one hell of a night to remember since this is a Gaga themed party after all. Come on, ladies!
