#*tmadii

one week before

jed - [awkwardly clears throat] you know, your mom really missed you. 

wyatt - ...

jed - she- we’re glad you’re back bud. i know it might be hard to get back into the swing of things since you’ve been gone so long.

jed (cont.) - but you’ll see, not much has changed.

jed - wyatt are you even listening to me?

wyatt - oh uh. yes sir

jed - (sighs) look, i know the last thing you want to hear is life advice from your step-dad,

jed - but you’re getting a second chance, kid. lots of folks would kill to be in your shoes. 

tenn - ah shit, are we filming? mic check, one, two, thr-

wyatt - you don't have to do that dude, just start talking

tenn - (clears throat) welcome, truth seekers, to the darkest corner of the unknown. i, your host tenn, with the help of my companions will be your guide for tonight's exploration

donna - margaret have you seen my keys?

margaret - nope.

donna - ah shit. they have to be somewhere, i can't be late again this week

margaret - not to make a bad situation worse but also the fridge isn't working

donna - today just isn't my day. whatever, i'll just take the bus

margaret - oh look who decided to make an appearance

wyatt - uh. hey guys

donna - oh my god wyatt!

donna - jed didn't tell me he was picking you up from the airport! i missed you so much baby

wyatt - ha, i missed you too mom

margaret - he was in alaska for the summer, not off to war

wyatt - shut up margaret

donna - oh i'm going to be so late. i have to go to work now but don't worry we'll catch up soon as i get off okay?

wyatt - okay mom, it's fine really. i have to get my stuff out the car anyways

margaret - wyatt wait!

tenn - alright, cut. was that good or one more take?

wyatt - uh, it's the best it's going to get. but maybe take out the part where you admit to espionage and cyber intrusion?

t - we'll be fine, we have to maintain credibility with our audience, ya know? how many subscribers are we at now anyways

w - 54.

t - nice, nice

t - what do you think matt, any suggestions?

matt - are we going to ihop yet.

t - jesus, am i the only one taking this seriously?!

wyatt & matt - yeah

t - (sigh) whatever, let's climb up there to see if we can fi-

w - wait, what's that in the sky?

t - huh? whatever it is it's getting closer-

[LARGE EXPLOSION]

w - holy shit, was that a meteor?!

m - we might wanna dip guys...

t - WAIT, no look-

[fire crackling]

w - holy shit you guys we have to GO

m - wait do you see that? something's moving out of the explosion

w - the fire is spreading tenn, let's get out of here!

t - i'm gonna get a closer look, bring the camera!

w - WHAT?! tenn come back!