#*thud*

R.I.P to the knees of all the whumpees out there called Neil.

I just think that if Julian wore an off the shoulder top, especially if garak had made it for him, that middle aged gay lizard would get so hard so fast he’d pass out

Chassis Wheatley picking you up with the crane game arm b/c he’s so excited to finally have limbs for interacting with you, but he’s clumsy and immediately drops your ass on the floor