SENTENCE STARTERS - Tuca & Bertie .0101 - The Sugar Bowl
Change pronouns and tenses as necessary TWs for minor mentions of alcohol, and mild sexual references.
“Hey, ice cream!”
“Empathy is over!”
“Being a bully is cool again.”
“Friend, hero, connoisseur of snacks.”
“Life lesson, kiddo.”
“Nothing belongs to anyone.”
“Ugh, I hate change.”
“The apartment is so quiet without you.”
“I bring a lot of zest to my environment.”
“You’re not officially moved out until you’ve taken out your last box of stuff.”
“[name], are you getting junk off the street again?”
“I’m purchasing consumer goods, with my job money.”
“We’ve been through so much.”
“This is the end of an era, [name].”
“I’m sure we’ll live together again at some point.”
“I’m kinda hoping things work out.”
“I can finally cut loose and walk around here with my butt out!”
“Why does everyone I live with love free-buttin’ it so much?”
“I knew [name] and I had a common bond.”
“We’re moving in together and you’re already sick of my face.”
“If we make any mistakes at all, we’ll probably break up and never see each other again, and all our mutual friends will hate you.”
“Doesn’t matter what I do, ‘cause I live alone.”
“Indulge me my tale of woe.”
“Oh my god, you live so far away from me now.”
“My cactus passed away.”
“I love when you make up theme songs for me.”
“Do you wanna grab your last box of stuff on your way out?”
“I will take care of it eventually.”
“Oh, that is really specific.”
“Ah! Not my porn! I hate hunks!”
“It’s been in our family for generations.”
“You asked me to move in.”
“He’s gently disappointed in me.”
“You know, this never would’ve happened if we’d just stayed roommates.”
"Oh, my god, she is so cool. I can’t believe you talked to her.”
"I’m starved for her approval.”
"That was a nice little moment we had, huh?”
“I am never gonna sleep with you. Again.”
“That was just a one-time thing I did twice.”
“He’s the main reason I’m sober now.”
“Damn it. That’s a fun thing to say, but tough to hear.”
“So, this is really permanent?”
“Now you’re settling down, doing this normie life-plan bullshit.”
“You’re gonna get married, and have babies, and host dinner parties where you serve things like crostini and bruschetta. Well, you’re not fooling me! Those are just toast!
"You never wanna have fun adventures anymore.”
"I want to know that everything’s going to be okay so i can relax.”
"Uh-oh. You’re getting that look you get whenever you have a dumb-- No!”
"We’re having a really big fight right now, but she’s my best friend!”
"You’re a magnificent little weirdo.”
"You know when you’re coming home late at night, and everything inside looks so warm and yellow, and everything outside is so blue? I love thinking about how, from now on, this little piece of yellow is for us.”
