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Change pronouns and tenses as necessary

Track .001 - Fisticuffs

“I found a spokesman for a generation on the fence.”

“I swear to God, but all I get is her trainee assistant.”

“We’re not leaving here without a fight.”

“Don’t tell me I don’t know what it’s like to be alone.”

“You’ve been spreading lies around this town like no one’s business.”

“Don’t tell me I don’t know.”

Track .002 - Easy Tiger

“Who’s keeping score?”

“You’ve got it all, but you want more.”

“Put your money where your mouth is.”

“Pretty boy.”

“I didn’t think that we’d make it through.”

“Do you know where to go in the event of an emergency?”

“I’m getting bored of talking straight into the wall.”

“You’re my hero.”

“You look just like trouble.”

“You cared less about the things that don’t matter at all.”

Track .003 - Give Me What I Want

“We take three steps forward, and three steps back.”

“I don’t like the way you’re dressed.”

“I don’t like the way you’re tryin’ your best to impress.”

“You win.”

“Everything you do makes me wanna run.”

“I’d say you’ve got some catching up to do.”

“What is it you want me to know?”

“I give up on you.”

Track .004 - Saturday

“I wish I could sleep.”

“It’s been a week.”

“For your information, I love my demons.”

“I’ve grown to love my new routine.”

“Consider yourself one of my best friends.”

“Consider yourself one of my enemies.”

“I wish I could speak.”

“I feel a little cheap, yeah.”

“It’s not one of my better days.”

“Will you still blame us?”

“It’s been a bitch of a weekend.”

Track .005 - Lovely Bones

“I never wanna let you go.”

“If time heals woe, then I’m counting to a billion slow.”

“All you wanted was the whole damn world.”

“They tell you what you need to know.”

“You do exactly what you’re told.”

“God won’t show.”

“I dare you to promise something you can do.”

“You need a holiday.”

Track .006 - Shameless

“You were lighting them up.”

“She’s got so many vices.”

“I can do shameless too.”

“They waited all night for you.”

“I’m just sinning, do you mind?”

“I’m falling behind.”

Change pronouns and tenses as necessary TWs for minor mentions of alcohol, and mild sexual references.

“Hey, ice cream!”

“Empathy is over!”

“Being a bully is cool again.”

“Friend, hero, connoisseur of snacks.”

“Life lesson, kiddo.”

“Nothing belongs to anyone.”

“Ugh, I hate change.”

“The apartment is so quiet without you.”

“I bring a lot of zest to my environment.”

“You’re not officially moved out until you’ve taken out your last box of stuff.”

“[name], are you getting junk off the street again?”

“I’m purchasing consumer goods, with my job money.”

“We’ve been through so much.”

“This is the end of an era, [name].”

“I’m sure we’ll live together again at some point.”

“I’m kinda hoping things work out.”

“I can finally cut loose and walk around here with my butt out!”

“Why does everyone I live with love free-buttin’ it so much?”

“I knew [name] and I had a common bond.”

“We’re moving in together and you’re already sick of my face.”

“If we make any mistakes at all, we’ll probably break up and never see each other again, and all our mutual friends will hate you.”

“Doesn’t matter what I do, ‘cause I live alone.”

“Indulge me my tale of woe.”

“Oh my god, you live so far away from me now.”

“My cactus passed away.”

“I love when you make up theme songs for me.”

“Do you wanna grab your last box of stuff on your way out?”

“I will take care of it eventually.”

“Oh, that is really specific.”

“Ah! Not my porn! I hate hunks!”

“It’s been in our family for generations.”

“You asked me to move in.”

“He’s gently disappointed in me.”

“You know, this never would’ve happened if we’d just stayed roommates.”

"Oh, my god, she is so cool. I can’t believe you talked to her.”

"I’m starved for her approval.”

"That was a nice little moment we had, huh?”

“I am never gonna sleep with you. Again.”

“That was just a one-time thing I did twice.”

“He’s the main reason I’m sober now.”

“Damn it. That’s a fun thing to say, but tough to hear.”

“So, this is really permanent?”

“Now you’re settling down, doing this normie life-plan bullshit.”

“You’re gonna get married, and have babies, and host dinner parties where you serve things like crostini and bruschetta. Well, you’re not fooling me! Those are just toast!

"You never wanna have fun adventures anymore.”

"I want to know that everything’s going to be okay so i can relax.”

"Uh-oh. You’re getting that look you get whenever you have a dumb-- No!”

"We’re having a really big fight right now, but she’s my best friend!”

"You’re a magnificent little weirdo.”

Change pronouns and tenses as necessary TWs for minor mentions of alcohol, cancer, drugs, and some swearing.

“Who gives a toast at her own wedding?”

“This day is perfect - it’s like a dream.”

“Anyone who knows me knows: I plan.”

“Never listen to me. I’m nuts.”

“Holy fuzzy Christ balls.”

“[name] was my knight in shining armour.”

“I want to make you laugh, every day of your life.”

“Yes, there is shrimp in the egg rolls.”

“My mother fainted, then called four people, then fainted again.”

“What am I, a braggart?”

“Don’t worry, we’ll fix it.”

“They should find a vaccine for morons.”

“That’s a lot of health issues. Your family might want to eat some fruit.”

“Nice is a bad, bad word.”

“Did the alarm go off? Wow. I didn’t hear it at all.”

“A door does not represent infinite possibilities.”

“There’s not enough daiquiris in the world.”

“It’s supposed to be fun. That’s why we do it, right?”

“You didn’t have to stand out there.”

“It’s downtown. If you have underwear on you’re overdressed.”

“Have a cup of coffee. Calm down.”

“I have to go. I have to leave. You. I have to leave you.”

“I just don’t want this life.”

“Can I just say that you have the worst timing ever?”

“Don’t pick a weak man.”

“You have to pick your friends as if there’s a war going on.”

“So this is it, huh? This is the dream.”

“I couldn’t get a clean slate for one fucking day.”

“Everything I’ve counted on is gone.”

“So my life completely fell apart today.”

“You two are going to be together forever.”

“I loved him. And I showed him I loved him.”

“I’m officially losing my mind, which is perfect.”

“Now I will be alone and crazy.”

“Do you know I’ve seen her twice with her shirt on inside out?”

“You can only be trusted to butter people’s corn at the county fair.”

“I know this is shallow, and petty, and small.”

“Who wouldn’t want to come home to this every night?”

“My good deed for the year.”

“I had it all. I had everything I’d always wanted and now it’s all falling apart.”

“They look so happy. Are they high?”

“Tonight was an isolated incident.”

“There are medications I can take to make sure that never happens again.”

“I know I’m right about this.”

“I don’t mind being alone. I just do not want to be insignificant.”

“Wait. Do I have money? I do not have money.”

“You’re not my wife.”

“Do you love it?”

“If there was anything else in the entire world that I could possibly do to earn a living, I would.”

Change tenses and wording as necessary

“In the end, I hope it’s you.”

“Life without you is just night.”

“You’re lovely.”

“Tell me something honest.”

“You look adorable today, by the way.”

“I want to find out everything there is to know about you.”

“Come kiss me.”

“I need you, idiot.”

“I don’t want us to be strangers again.”

“Do you know how beautiful you really are?”

“You still take my breath away, like you did when I first laid eyes on you.”

“I look forward to coffee, and you.”

“My day was terrible, honestly. But then I saw you and... Wow.”

“I like you more than I planned.”

“I find it incredibly hard to imagine what you think of me.”

“I may or may not be secretly in love with you.”

“You talk a lot, but it’s nice. I like hearing your thoughts.”

“My God, you’re fun to kiss.”

“Tell me the truth of you.”

“I promise, I care much more than I show.”

“Why am I so fascinated by you?”

“You’re so electric and beautiful.”

"I try so hard to keep up with your soul, because it makes me feel alive.”

“I’d give anything to kiss you.”

“Do you feel anything for me?”

“I couldn’t even explain to you how good it feels to look up across a room and see you standing there.”

“I think I want you in my life forever.”

“We should kiss.”

“I’m not ready to admit how much you mean to me.”

“My God, I feel everything for you.”

“I’d like to laugh with you for the rest of my life.”

“I’m only a fool for you.”

“Having you in my life has been a gift right from the start.”

“I’ve fallen for you, and I kinda don’t know what to do now.”

“Yeah, that’s what drew me in. Your natural, awkward, anxiety-ridden charm.”

“How do I start a conversation with you?”

“I’m in love with you, but you are a little shit.”

“In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.”

“I’ve been flirting with you for the past year. Thanks for noticing.”

“Tell me every terrible thing you did, and let me love you anyway.”

“I don’t know how to flirt with you.”

“I’m scared because I don’t want you to stop loving me.”

“I should have kissed you longer.”

“What goes through your mind when someone mentions my name to you?”

“I mean, you suck sometimes, but I’d do anything for you.”

“There aren’t enough words in the universe to describe how much I love you.”

"I always think of you, no matter how busy I am.”

"My heart does not have a fallback plan. It’s you, or no one else.”

"I’ll never love someone like I love you.”