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PILOT BROS - "you hate all my planes. at this point, i’m wondering if hatred isn’t your form of affection when it comes to machinery.” /// “…chernobyl?” “he’s a soviet disaster. i thought it was fitting.” /// “the next time things get too much - call me. i mean it. i don’t care if it’s two in the morning, or three in the afternoon…”

The outside world is our enemy, Morty! We're the only friends we got, Morty! It's just Rick and Morty! Rick and Morty and their adventures, Morty!

LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE - “i’ll always come back.” “promise?” ///  “i’m your mother. keeping you alive is in the job description.” /// “always one for the lost causes huh?” /// ”i’m not gonna die, mom. i promise, you aren’t ever going to have to get that phonecall.”  ///

SISTER FROM ANOTHER MISTER - “she’s always been the thelma to my louise.” /// “you know they died driving off a cliff, right?” /// “yes, right after they shot a man who crossed them.”

A CHIP OFF THE BLOCK - “you were supposed to stay a foot tall and pudgy until you were eighty.” ///  “i’m secretly hilarious.” ”that you definitely get from me.”  ///

LIFE IS TOUGH & SO ARE YOU - “i’m adopted--the literal chosen one.” ///  “one of these days, we’re going for that blood test, kid.” /// “apparently, my unwillingness to talk about my feelings is concerning.” ”sounds like somebody else i know.”  ///