#*nyoom*

@nibelheimraised​ asked:

"I can. Just need to take out those kneecaps." Is he serious or is he kidding? Who knows. >:(

     “Gotta catch me first, yo.”

in-mutual-weirdness: shaunthexv.tumblr.com/post/151264847010/iscalledwing-11thousandkms

in-mutual-weirdness: this is borderline #overheard probably but

lackadaisicallexicon: well, it’s certainly random

lackadaisicallexicon: i have to wonder if 20 bottle rockets went off simultaneously

lackadaisicallexicon: or if they went off one-by-one, each slamming into his nuts in turn

shamrockjolnes: I feel like it'd be really hard to do accidentally if they weren't all at once

shamrockjolnes: but then, I clearly don't live a life anything like this guy's

shamrockjolnes: I don't know the mysteries of his existence

shamrockjolnes:(also, whoever added that Junkrat image to the end is 100% on my wavelength)

lackadaisicallexicon: and then we have the surface area problem. unless we’re dealing with scrotum georg, he doesn’t have enough contact area for all twenty to hit his nuts at once

opalhonors: Yeah you can. Haven't any of you packed multiple rockets in the same bottle? You could fit twenty easy.

lackadaisicallexicon: i definitely have not

lackadaisicallexicon: i must be living the wrong kind of life

opalhonors: You can package the little sticks together, then light them together. Makes a bigger takeoff.

lackadaisicallexicon: so we can assume he did that?

in-mutual-weirdness: are we really deducting the logistics of the rocketjunk

im-significant: of course