#*not sorry

(this is an apology* for the other holy water post)

Contrary to popular belief, it isn’t hard to make holy water. That doesn’t mean it’s easy, either. It depends on what you need it for.

First you need the water, obviously. If you’re using your holy water for everyday ritual cleansing, tap will usually do. As a deterrent against evil, you might choose water that is used to being a boundary—a river, lake, or ocean. As a weapon? You want water that is familiar with battle. You’ll have to get creative here.

But maybe you don’t want any of those things. You have been thinking about what water means to you, and you go up onto your roof on a cloudy day to catch some rain.

Next, you must bless the water. Normally this is done by asking for the intercession of some greater being than yourself, but suppose your calls have been going unanswered for a while now. You are all you have, and you are not sure you are holy enough to count. The best you can do, then, is to explain to the water what its purpose is. Tell the water that it is pure and strong. Instruct it on what it can do, and who it is not allowed to harm. Tell it why it must protect him, even if this goes contrary to its very nature. Tell the water, even if you still don’t understand it yourself. Hope that it listens.

Now transfer the water into an appropriate receptacle. One that will protect it, that will disguise it from prying eyes, but that he can never mistake for anything else. More than that, he can never mistake why you gave it to him. If all your magic fails, at least you know what he will see if he ever takes it in his hands and thinks of doing the unthinkable.

;_; I love doing micro-stories, it’s one of my favorite things. I’m so glad you like them. <3 (sry about the destroying tho*)

                    what time is it..? headcanon time!

                                             @askgwencooper

Whenever Gwen isn’t feeling 100% Jack makes her stop what she’s doing, throw on one of his t-shirts and pajama bottoms, and lay in his cot all day while he does everything her heart desires.

Jack and Gwen are almost always touching. Nothing in a sexual way but they always try to be close to one another so if anything dangerous happens they can easily protect each other.

Gwen keeps Jack happy, simple as that. She doesn’t let him think depressive things or just be sad for very long. There are always jokes and fun activities for the two to do so Jack’s mind never stays on those thought for long