the dale cooper show
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my all-time ultimate fave character: i would die for dale cooper
a character I didnāt used to like but now do: ok donāt leave me for this butā¦ā¦ i really didnāt get the audrey hype
a character I used to like but now donāt: josie? but thatās only really because of her aggravating, confusing, overly melodramatic storyline, not her. and honestly, they just treated her terribly (that maid storyline was bs)⦠idk, i DO like josie, itās just. agh.
a character Iām indifferent about: annie. they brought her on specifically to be a love interest/plot device, which i haaaaaaate, and there wasnāt anything about her for me to connect with personally (except liking coop, but lol). i wish they had given her more development instead of just molding her into the Perfect Love Interest in the span of a few episodes. and james bores me to the throes of death, but that might go without saying
a character who deserved better: laura, josie, annie, shelly, norma, coop⦠A LOT OF PEOPLE OKAY
a ship Iāve never been able to get into: coop/audrey, coop/annie, harry/josie (but i tried! i did!), donna/james
a ship Iāve never been able to get over: harry/coop!!! god!!!!!
a cute, low-key ship: shelly/norma, all variations of hawk/harry/coop/andy (harry/coop can be otp and cute & low-key at the same time), andy/lucy, shelly/gordon, coop/denise, andy/denise!, maddy and donna were cute when james wasnāt a factor lmao
an unpopular ship but I still enjoyed it: HAHA okay iām not dickās biggest fan, least of all when heās being a dick to andy, but some of their scenes together were much needed comic relief and i appreciate that
a ship that was totally wrong and never should have happened: laura/anyone who ever hurt her, ben horne/everyone, james/evelyn, nadine/mike?? how old was he anyway, shelly/leo and norma/hank tbh, donna/harold smith????? Why
my favourite storyline/moment: harry waiting in the woods for coop for ten hours(!); harry and coop figuring out how to adjust those chairs oh my god; everything about coop & lauraās dream/soul/etc. connection even when it makes me so damn sad; ācatherine⦠forgive my saying so⦠but arenāt you dead?ā; deputy tommy āhawkā hillās entire existence; gordon and shellyās first meeting; literally every andy moment (āwhere have you been???ā āthere was a cat in a treeā); āSHUT YOUR EYES AND YOUāLL BURST INTO FLAMES.ā āthanks margaretā; denise tricking the renault bros and sneaking coop that gun under her dress :))))); ā¦ā¦ā¦coop cocking his gun and shooting at windom earleās crate of horrors; āiād rather be his whore than your wifeā (ā¤ļøļø norma ā¤ļøļø)
a storyline that never should have been written: the whole james/evelyn thing was so tedious; WHOāS DONNAāS REAL FATHER???, that whole mr. tojamura subplot?? who allowed that???
my first thoughts on the show: this is the strangest thing iāve ever seen and iām in love with dale cooper
my thoughts now: for the love of god let coop live














