#*mafia

the highlight of my day was feeding 12 crows at the same time

oh man i had a dream last night that debbie was helping me run from an assassin that was chasing me and honestly it was the wildest dream

Just had a three hour dream where I was the offspring of a mafia boss. I wanted to follow an art career but dad didn't like it so he was on a mission to murder all of my various art teachers who I had bonded with and learned a lot from. In the end he blew up in a grenade locked in a basement with me after blow-darting a fat chef who had been teaching me how to layer oils. Before he died he threw a bundle of dynamite at me and it exploded. I didn't die and then I set up the ruins of the restaurant as an installation piece and people commented in a guest book that I read from even though I had to go into hiding for the rest of my life so the mafia wouldn't come get me. Plus side though this mornings sunrise is beautiful!!

Remember that time in Latin class when I learned how the Italian mafia works