Rant #5
What ifâŚâŚ
â¨Hugoâs mom was the one who taught him ice dancing???â¨
no,seriously.The boy is far too skilled to have learnt on his own(enchanted ice dancing,i feel,is a sport which is taught by an instructor (like,did yâall see those flips and spins??I donât think they can be done alonee) and private tutors are out of the question (âŚin what world can he sneak in tutors without his dadâs knowledge?(will he pass them off as his fellow classmatesâ)
sooooo,that leaves his mom.(At this point of time,Garrick would rather be caught dead,with his body ripped apart rather than do enchanted ice dancing lmao)
depending on whether yâall see her as alive or dead,this can go two routes.
Dead: angst town.
Hugo could be ice dancing coz he wants to be close to his mom again in some form, but is afraid of showing his dad bcoz(along with the canon reasons) he feels that he would scold and scream at him for reminding him of his dear wife again(esp if she had passed on recently) (âŚ. Actually,Garrick would CRY like a BABY on seeing it coz it reminds him of his zajchik* again-(he would cry harder on realising just why Hugo didnât tell himđ)
Alive (my headcanon): OH THE SHENANIGANS.
Hugoâs mom would be far too busy rolling her eyes at her malysh* and her Myshonok* for their stupidity (while she 100% understands where her littlest baby is coming from, she also understands that her silly STOOPID man would choose his family over tradition EVERY. SINGLE. TIME(âŚthatâs one reason she married himđ¤) and upon showing him,he would IMMEDIATELY accept Hugo and might also try out ice dancing himself(this is canon btw) (oooohhh the shenanigans from this lmaooooo))
And just WHERE is Axel in all this?
wellâŚin both paths,he would protect Hugo,first and foremost.
at first, he be like âBaby bro y u flying in the air for ice hockey?đ¤¨â but later(MUCH LATER) he be like âohhhhhâŚđĄâ and would shield him as much as possible
(It is my hc that Axel is much,MUCH more smarter and cunning than he lets on,and is prone to manipulating people and situations to get his way(he uses his skills ONLY for good,dw))(altho he is STILL oblivious(mostly) and his listening skills couldâŚuse some(read:a LOT) work lol(teenagersâŚđ)
ââ- sample scene:
(Hugo is practicing ice dancing in the castle ice rink,when all of a sudden,nearly ALL the men in his family walk in(misogynist squad ASSEMBLE))
Garrick: HUGO! Whatcha doinâ there, champ?
Hugo:(soul leaves body)(sees God in that moment)(returns to his body)(leaves body again)(FORCEFULLY pushes soul back in body) uhâŚhi dad!Dedushka!dyadia*âŚ.uhâŚIâm practicing ice HOCKEY!!đđ
Grandpa:really?because THAT doesnât seem like ice hockey to ME!!
Uncle:HugoâŚplimyannik*âŚ.are you ice dancing??!!
(the old farts start whispering in the background âo bozhe miy*, ice dancing??â âThe boys in our family donât ICE DANCE!!â âGarrick,what is THIS?!â(grandpa))
Garrick:(looking terrified(of his dad) and shocked(and hurt(?))âŚHugo??
Hugo:(looks terrified out of his mind,about to cry)
Suddenly,
Axel: WOW baby bro!! Ya know you should swerve to the right for a big finish!!
Everyone:đŻđŻđŻ
Grandpa:..Axel??
Axel: Oh HI dedushka! I see youâve walked in on Hugo practicing ice hockey!!
Garrick:ice hockey?
Uncle:âŚ.ice hockey?!but he was SPINNING in the air!!
Axel: Naaaah ,this is the NEW style of ice hockeyâit shows off precision,style,andâŚ.uhâŚ.masculine skill,elegance and power! Itâs the PEAK of manliness and strength! I canât believe you oldies havenât heard of it-itâs super manly!!đđ
grandpa: Alexei. Are you LYING to us?
Axel: whaaaat??noooo-why would I do thaat?I am being honest with you guys!đ đ
grandpa,uncle:âŚ..really??
Axel: uhuh,TOTALLY! upon my honour as the Crown Prince!!
grandpa:is this true,Hugo?
Hugo: ohâŚyeahâŚtotally!!đ đ°đđ
everyone:âŚâŚ
Axel,Hugo:đ°đ°đ°đ°
thenâ
Garrick:thatâs AMAZING!!Keep going champ!!
Grandpa,uncle:well alrightâŚ(kids these daysâŚ)
later:
Hugo:âŚ.thanks big bro
Axel:for what?after all,itâs my DUTY as an elder brother to make sure you become a hockey star juuuust as I was đ(pretending to be oblivious)
Hugo: ALEXEIIIâ!(throws whatever is on hand at the time at him)(not fooled lmo)
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Anyways,their mom would be giggling at her boys in the background lol
soooâŚ.whaddya think?













