#*baby

What if……

✨Hugo’s mom was the one who taught him ice dancing???✨

no,seriously.The boy is far too skilled to have learnt on his own(enchanted ice dancing,i feel,is a sport which is taught by an instructor (like,did y’all see those flips and spins??I don’t think they can be done alonee) and private tutors are out of the question (…in what world can he sneak in tutors without his dad’s knowledge?(will he pass them off as his fellow classmates—)

sooooo,that leaves his mom.(At this point of time,Garrick would rather be caught dead,with his body ripped apart rather than do enchanted ice dancing lmao)

depending on whether y’all see her as alive or dead,this can go two routes.

Dead: angst town.

Hugo could be ice dancing coz he wants to be close to his mom again in some form, but is afraid of showing his dad bcoz(along with the canon reasons) he feels that he would scold and scream at him for reminding him of his dear wife again(esp if she had passed on recently) (…. Actually,Garrick would CRY like a BABY on seeing it coz it reminds him of his zajchik* again-(he would cry harder on realising just why Hugo didn’t tell him😭)

Alive (my headcanon): OH THE SHENANIGANS.

Hugo’s mom would be far too busy rolling her eyes at her malysh* and her Myshonok* for their stupidity (while she 100% understands where her littlest baby is coming from, she also understands that her silly STOOPID man would choose his family over tradition EVERY. SINGLE. TIME(…that’s one reason she married him🤭) and upon showing him,he would IMMEDIATELY accept Hugo and might also try out ice dancing himself(this is canon btw) (oooohhh the shenanigans from this lmaooooo))

And just WHERE is Axel in all this?

well…in both paths,he would protect Hugo,first and foremost.

at first, he be like “Baby bro y u flying in the air for ice hockey?🤨” but later(MUCH LATER) he be like “ohhhhh…💡” and would shield him as much as possible

(It is my hc that Axel is much,MUCH more smarter and cunning than he lets on,and is prone to manipulating people and situations to get his way(he uses his skills ONLY for good,dw))(altho he is STILL oblivious(mostly) and his listening skills could…use some(read:a LOT) work lol(teenagers…😑)

——- sample scene:

(Hugo is practicing ice dancing in the castle ice rink,when all of a sudden,nearly ALL the men in his family walk in(misogynist squad ASSEMBLE))

Garrick: HUGO! Whatcha doin’ there, champ?

Hugo:(soul leaves body)(sees God in that moment)(returns to his body)(leaves body again)(FORCEFULLY pushes soul back in body) uh…hi dad!Dedushka!dyadia*….uh…I’m practicing ice HOCKEY!!😃😅

Grandpa:really?because THAT doesn’t seem like ice hockey to ME!!

Uncle:Hugo…plimyannik*….are you ice dancing??!!

(the old farts start whispering in the background “o bozhe miy*, ice dancing??” “The boys in our family don’t ICE DANCE!!” “Garrick,what is THIS?!”(grandpa))

Garrick:(looking terrified(of his dad) and shocked(and hurt(?))…Hugo??

Hugo:(looks terrified out of his mind,about to cry)

Suddenly,

Axel: WOW baby bro!! Ya know you should swerve to the right for a big finish!!

Everyone:😯😯😯

Grandpa:..Axel??

Axel: Oh HI dedushka! I see you’ve walked in on Hugo practicing ice hockey!!

Garrick:ice hockey?

Uncle:….ice hockey?!but he was SPINNING in the air!!

Axel: Naaaah ,this is the NEW style of ice hockey—it shows off precision,style,and….uh….masculine skill,elegance and power! It’s the PEAK of manliness and strength! I can’t believe you oldies haven’t heard of it-it’s super manly!!😃😃

grandpa: Alexei. Are you LYING to us?

Axel: whaaaat??noooo-why would I do thaat?I am being honest with you guys!😅😃

grandpa,uncle:…..really??

Axel: uhuh,TOTALLY! upon my honour as the Crown Prince!!

grandpa:is this true,Hugo?

Hugo: oh…yeah…totally!!😅😰👉👈

everyone:……

Axel,Hugo:😰😰😰😰

then—

Garrick:that’s AMAZING!!Keep going champ!!

Grandpa,uncle:well alright…(kids these days…)

later:

Hugo:….thanks big bro

Axel:for what?after all,it’s my DUTY as an elder brother to make sure you become a hockey star juuuust as I was 😉(pretending to be oblivious)

Hugo: ALEXEIII—!(throws whatever is on hand at the time at him)(not fooled lmo)

—-

Anyways,their mom would be giggling at her boys in the background lol

hws gangster baby references in manga chapters 524, yao meeting a young kiku (2024/06/13) https://withnofreetime.tumblr.com/post/753124871833321472/hetalia-world-stars-524

tweet translation, big 5 as children (Jun 20) https://withnofreetime.tumblr.com/post/753851216391487488/himas-twitter-post-8

(525, ivan asking to change his district name so 1990...? since when he's the boss of his district? what's going on in this timeline with district instead of countries?) (2024/06/20) https://withnofreetime.tumblr.com/post/753832693818703872/hetalia-world-stars-524 (annoying reminder they haven't / don't use country names, only their boss titles or code numbers)

526, yao meeting a young alfred (2024/07/04) https://withnofreetime.tumblr.com/post/755104532764229632/hetalia-world-stars-526

baby ro+bul (2024/07/11) https://withnofreetime.tumblr.com/post/755647882640703488/hetalia-world-stars-6-illus

more hws gangster baby characters illus on x/twitter

https://x.com/hima_kaz/status/1803796651011932595/photo/1 (big 5, Jun 20)

https://x.com/hima_kaz/status/1839095155045052714/photo/1 (ita bros, Sep 25)

https://x.com/hima_kaz/status/1839152299245187148/photo/1 (lud, Sep 26)

https://x.com/hima_kaz/status/1839240612127871270/photo/1 (al, Sep 26)

https://x.com/hima_kaz/status/1839279608702841247/photo/1 (vanya, Sep 26)

https://x.com/hima_kaz/status/1841499801764106732/photo/1 (fran, Oct 02)

https://x.com/hima_kaz/status/1841675048475885906/photo/1 (yao, Oct 03)

https://x.com/hima_kaz/status/1841719845571973575/photo/1 (kiku, Oct 03)

https://x.com/hima_kaz/status/1841768183100768397/photo/1 (arthur, Oct 03)

https://x.com/hima_kaz/status/1841810631319748682/photo/1 (matt, Oct 03)

remember my complains posts b4 we were sure if they were human or not?

https://goldammerchen.tumblr.com/post/745601696773881856

https://goldammerchen.tumblr.com/post/753126148504010752/524-516

https://goldammerchen.tumblr.com/post/753129013542780928/question-again-are-japans-clothes-here-formal

stared at this ask in dumbfounded bemusement and then immediately took to the internet and:

thanks new york post. you know what? I’m sure there’s no reason to worry

okay but actually the thing is. the new york post is popular. people are going to see that. someone is going to learn the name Alden from this list and use it for a child.

something about that feels wrong I feel like Alden’s can’t be children then can only be born centuries old with haunted looks in their eyes as they say there’s no reason to worry (lying). I can’t be older than an alden what fresh hell is this