Silco: You would what?! Because it doesn't matter, you aren't me! You're just some weird BIRD WORM!
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Silco: You would what?! Because it doesn't matter, you aren't me! You're just some weird BIRD WORM!

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*talks to 2 friends*
*both leave*
someone tell me what to draw
"I want you, naked and spread eagle..."

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Adam: She was really pretty but she's from Australia.
Me: So?
Adam: Australia.
Me: But she's pretty.
Adam: Austraaaaaaaaaaaaaailia.
Me: *understands*
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Adam: apparently they go to class dressed up. Like if you wear sweatpants they'll know you're American and think you're messy. and it's like, I just want to wear a baseball cap.
Me: Go to class wearing a top hat. and a cane.
Adam: that way they'll think I'm Canadian instead and hate me less. I'll just say eh a lot.
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Adam: I had two shots of vodka what am I doing? it's four in the afternoon and there's bacon all over my floor.
Wanna hear an italian joke about Descole?
His names sound a lot like "discolo"
which literally means "naughty boy".
Earlier, after my sister and I got freaking scared of this thing we saw on the Internet...
Sister: I'M sleeping with mom tonight!
Me: Hey, no, I am!
Sister:
Me:
Sister: Okay, the three of us will sleep together tonight.
Me: Yes!
Sister: No, not with you. I was talking about the dog.