#*kai phan

(MAX): Jordan what is the point of begging me to come out all these months

if when I do you’re just gonna sit down with your boyfriend?

(JORDAN): It’s not my fault the music isn’t giving!

(KAI): Maybe if they played some Doja….

(JORDAN): Exactly bae. Even new Nicki would be better than this.

(MAX): Be fucking for real.

(JORDAN): Max if it’s really that deep go and find the girls innit. I think I see them on the floor over there.

(MAX): Ugh fine. You two make me sick.

*max loses the girls in the crowd*

(MAX): [Seeing the queue] Oh fuck no…

(JORDAN): Relax. Bae put us on the guestlist.

(MAX): Oh swear? *Quietly* You need to hold on to this one, friend.

(KAI): *Overhearing* They’re right you know. I’m a catch.

(JORDAN): *kissing his teeth* I’m not inflating your ego right now.