#*hums*

if that's the case it must mean something tripped the doom wire very early on, before calliope would have access to pesterchum. maybe not having a computer at all? the biggest factor with any readily apparent relevance could be gamzee, and I'd wondered if the game over timeline led to alt!calliope, but the new universe obviously isn't created in that timeline.

Fandom: Elder Scrolls Character/s: Uraea Rendaryn, Sjor (Sheogorath), Illeas, Neramo Location/s: Grahtwood, in particular Haven's little Mages' Guild Premises: If everyone communicated like responsible adults, none of this would be happening. Mood: Played for laughs. Directly follows onto the recently released cinematic trailer for Elseweyr where Tharn accidentally sets dragons loose upon Tamriel. Mages are the reason we can't have nice things. Especially that mage. You can find the first part here and the second part here and the third part over here. The fourth part is over here. Warnings: N/A

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“Who in Hircine’s hairy ass was that?” Uraea demanded as she opened her eyes. Sjor crouched beside her exactly the way she’d imagined. He gave her his patented grin: broad and teethy. Glee shone behind his blue eyes. “I don’t think he’s climbed Hircine but I bet he wouldn’t mind.” “Remi clearly knew him or she’d have protested.” Uraea ignored Sjor. She so didn’t need the mental image of anyone attempting to fuck the Huntsman. She sat up. “Was dung absolutely necessary?” “No, but it was fun!” Sjor was terribly chipper and in Uraea’s experience that was always bad news. “Undo it, right now.” “Maybe if you say ‘please.” Sjor leaned towards her before immediately leaning way back. “Whew, you stink.” Uraea glared at him. “Please,” she said then, rolling her eyes. “I didn’t quite catch that.” Sjor inspected his nails, a pleased smile dancing across his face. Uraea gritted her teeth. “I would be very grateful if you removed this dung from me.” Sjor grinned broadly and she realised her mistake then and there. She was about to further specify but a deluge of water smothered her. “Better?” he enquired. The dung was certainly gone but now she was soaked down to her undergarments. It would take an age for her armour to dry and it would chafe until it did. “Forget I asked,” Uraea huffed. "If you don’t know who that was, just say so." She'd about had it with the Prince's idiot tricks. ( Unroll Elder Scroll... )

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OK G-SHIT

I make seperate posts just cause i cant use read mores on mobile and i dont wanna make a stupidly long post that'll be hard to scroll over.

Anyways!

So im thinking. Either a Nidorina or Scizor for maki.... Nidorina is seemingly innocent looking enough that newly hatched mons/adolescents would love her but she still has that aura that kids cant seem to pick up. Or a scizor which is deadly. And red. And can mega evolve. Lol. I mean kids finding a toll murderous lookin scizor fun to hang off of is god damn hilarious.

So i might go with scizor.

Kaito being like 'dats my girlfriend!'

And Maki just bullet punches him. Plz.

For Kiyo i keep thinking Yamask or Cofagrigus but uhm.... *squints*

I mean it would be creepy enough to fit him. But idk. 🤔

Himiko could be.... a meowstic.... Or an Abra. Abra is some kind or weird sleepy psychic cat right lmfao

Hm. Rantaro.... Shiny Dragonite. Big bro to twelve dratinis and dragonairs gjvybfgn

Add a Zoroark to the list of DICE members. Those Illusions keeps strays away from finding their hideout 😉