#*hugo

A Guilty Pleasure

Luna: “Max you little turd, where’s my journal?”

Max: “Watcher that was one time. I didn’t touch it!”

Luna: “Well then, who was it? Hugo?”

Hugo: *curt* “No.”

*commercial break ends & theme music picks up*

Luna: “Ew. This is such a stupid show.”

Max: “YOu’re a stupid show Luna.”

Luna: “At least my brain won’t rot watching this crap.”

Hugo: “Luna, if you don’t want to watch just go. No need to be rude about it.”

Luna: *annoyed* “Whatever. Just... stay out of my room.” *leaves*

Hugo: “I’m not getting involved but you should probably put her stuff back before she goes running to dad.”

Max: “Done and done. But Hugo, don’t you want to know who’s ~undoubtedly, unequivocally, and most certainly~ secretly pining for her this week.” *wiggles eyebrows*

Hugo: “No.”

*a minute later*

Dina: *excited* “Guess who brought more popcorn!”