#*horrormas

First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill him. Second, don't give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight. Gremlins (1984) dir. Joe Dante

Saint Nicholas was not coming this year. Instead, it was a much darker, more ancient spirit. The shadow of Saint Nicholas. It was… Krampus. And as he had for thousands of years, Krampus came not to reward, but to punish, not to give, but to take. Krampus (2015) dir. Michael Dougherty

I realise you're an only child, so let me explain: Christmas is just Darwin, the weak get eaten. Black Christmas (2006) dir. Glen Morgan

Little baby bunting, Daddy's went a-hunting, gonna fetch a rabbit skin to wrap his baby Agnes in. Black Christmas (1974) dir. Bob Clark

First we're freezing, now we're gonna get sunburned. Be careful what you wish for, right? Frozen (2010) dir. Adam Green

What delusional infant thinks that staging a break-in is gonna get you to second base? Better Watch Out (2016) dir. Chris Peckover

There certainly aren't very many people on this road. It's Christmas Eve. Most people are at home, with their families. Dead End (2003) dir. Fabrice Canepa, Jean-Baptiste Andrea

Here's to the life we've shared, our beautiful children, our beautiful friends; may we rest in peace. Silent Night (2021) dir. Camille Griffin