#*dexter

❛ There's this cliche where serial killers are always described as, "quiet, kept to himself, kind of a loner." It's a cliche for a reason.❜

❛ How much are we living the dream? ❜

❛ I need a good kill. ❜

❛ The coroner can suck my uncircumcised dick If he doesn't rule this a homicide. ❜

❛ You know, when things are going good, I think that's god's way of saying to cover your ass, because something's gonna jump up and bite it, hard. ❜

❛ Who knew life could get so... unsimple? ❜

❛ Fuck off and die. Then die again. ❜

❛ Blood tells. Blood always tells. ❜

❛ Not really anybody else I can tell about that, you know? ❜

❛ I've already lost my innocence. I'm not going to sacrifice yours too. ❜

❛ Life has a natural forward momentum. Certain things are inevitable. ❜

❛ My keen forensic sense of smell tells me you're wearing new perfume. ❜

❛ If you smell me again, I'll punch you in the throat. ❜

❛ You've got a family to support and people to dismember. You're spinning too many plates. ❜

❛ Dude, there's no "me" in "team.". Well, technically there is, but… ❜

❛ We could grab dinner, review the case, maybe catch a bad guy. ❜

❛ I was off my game. Sloppy. ❜

❛ For the first time in so long, I'm actually...happy. ❜

❛ So if you've come back here to rekindle something between us, it's not gonna happen. ❜

❛ Dude, seriously, 86 the caffeine. You're freaking me out. ❜

❛ The danger of community is that the people who don't belong are looked upon with suspicion. Those of us who prefer to work by ourselves, The lone wolves, risk being singled out. ❜

❛ This blending in thing isn't as easy as it looks. ❜

❛ How come you never make the coffee, even if you're up first? ❜

❛ Climb in the back. You'll be right on the subwoofer. You can feel the bass in your spine. ❜

❛ Great, security lights. Just what every serial killer needs. ❜

❛ I hope you're not taking any of this seriously. ❜

❛ I'd know that foul mouth anywhere. ❜

❛ Wow. That's impressive. In a very evil way. ❜

❛ People like us don't really belong anywhere. We just pass through. ❜

❛ When you're angry, you're very sexy, so this could be sort of a win-win for me. ❜

❛ You're exactly the same as me, just in a much prettier package. ❜

❛ Monsters come in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes it's the very people who are supposed to be protecting us:. ❜

❛ Don't make me come up with thought bubbles to put over those silent looks of yours. Just say what you're thinking. ❜

❛ I thought I could keep my feelings for you as background noise to this investigation. But, in working with you, that noise has gotten...loud. ❜

❛ You're the one who wanted a challenge. And now you've batted the beehive. ❜

❛ I never leave anything to chance. ❜

❛ What, are you gonna murder me too? Like you murdered your family? ❜

❛ You're sick. I know what you did. I have proof. ❜

❛ Go ahead. Tell them. No one is going to believe you over me. ❜

❛ You can't hide what you are. ❜

❛ You're going to have to choose. You will choose your life over theirs. ❜

❛ I'd rather risk them knowing the truth...than lose them. ❜

❛ Don't go disappearing on me again. ❜

❛ Every crime scene is a jigsaw puzzle. So many pieces. Assemble them right, a picture forms. ❜

❛ I didn't feel anything. I didn't even know I'd been hit until I was on the ground. ❜

❛ You deserve so much better. ❜

❛ So much work. But I have to finish what I started, right? ❜

❛ You fucked me to thank me? ❜

❛ So when do you suppose it'll be a good time to discuss why you lied to me? ❜

❛ This isn't about choices or even about you. Sometimes bad things just happen. ❜

❛ That's the answer to this? Bad things happen? ❜

❛ I know this doesn't change what happened, but hopefully you'll find some peace of mind knowing this thing's over. ❜

❛ What the fuck's your problem? You have everything, and you're doing your goddamn best to throw it all away. ❜

❛ I'm the fuck-up in the family. Not you. ❜

❛ It doesn't matter what I do. Or what I choose. I'm what's wrong. ❜

❛ If I'm not hurting myself, I'm hurting everyone around me. There's nothing I can do about it. I'm... I'm broken. ❜

❛ The most disturbing thing about your lying is that... I'm beginning to see just how good you really are at it. ❜

❛ I'm perfectly comfortable with bodily fluids: blood, snot, tears. But the emotions that go along with them, not so much. ❜

❛ I don't want to keep making the same mistakes. ❜

❛ I need a partner. Someone I can trust. Unless you can be completely honest with me...I don't want to do this anymore. ❜

❛ She's picturing her life without me, and I can't picture mine without her. ❜

❛ He can only be honest with the dead. ❜

❛ People just do this? Say what they're thinking? Out loud? ❜

❛ How are we supposed to decide what's more important? Our jobs or each other? ❜

❛ I had to evolve. It was the only way to survive. ❜

❛ As much as we might like some things to remain suspended in time, they never do. ❜

❛ The last thing I need is a reporter snooping around my house, my family, me. ❜

❛ Take a bullet and suddenly you're everybody's best friend. ❜

❛ Fat Jesus on a bike, get me out of here. ❜

❛ Sorry I'm late. Actually, that's bullshit. I'm not late. I was hiding at the end of the hall. ❜

❛ You taught me a lot of things I learned were wrong. ❜

❛ Isn't that what life is? A risk? ❜

❛ Okay, two serial killers go for a ride...Why do I get the feeling this joke ends with only one of them coming back? ❜

❛ It's every father's nightmare...disappointing his children. ❜

❛ Life is hard, and it's brutal and ugly, and way too fucking short. ❜

❛ The slightest lapse of judgment can be a mistake you might never recover from. ❜

❛ I killed an innocent man. ❜

❛ No, no "should'ves." I don't do "should'ves." That's not me. ❜

❛ I really do need to stab something. ❜

❛ Maybe you could show some of that same bravery by sharing what's bothering you. ❜

❛ There are few things harder to bear than remorse. ❜

❛ Guilt. Remorse. It's what separates us from the animals. ❜

❛ The best deed I can do is rid the world of you. ❜

❛ How about a little support? You know, like a hug?  Or an "everything's gonna be all right"? ❜

❛ We all need to confess our mistakes, so we can go into the light unburdened. ❜

❛ Jesus, they're just tits. ❜

❛ No more confessions, no more good deeds, and no more fucking remorse. ❜

❛ This isn't how you die. ❜

❛ Maybe only monsters feel no regret. If erring is human, then remorse must be too. ❜

❛ You should have just let him die. ❜

❛ Wow. You can make anything sound perverted. ❜

❛ I don't have to be on my own. I could be with you. ❜

❛ If you're nice to me, I can be nice to you. ❜

❛ You never know when you wake up in the morning what the day will bring. ❜

❛ Your life is a lie! These are lies! ❜

❛ I know who you really are. You're a killer. Sucking the fucking life out of all of us! ❜

❛ I should have fucking killed you when I had the chance. ❜

❛ There is a great big shit-ugly world out there. The bad stuff doesn't just end at your doorstep. ❜

❛ You can help put an end to all of it. The sins of your father. ❜

❛ You always did have a soft spot for kids.  They remind you of what you lost. Innocence. ❜

❛ I think I'm in trouble. ❜

❛ You put yourself at risk...for me. ❜

❛ I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, I promise you. ❜

❛ Walk away. This doesn't concern you. ❜

❛ I promise you, no one's ever gonna hurt you again. Especially me. ❜

❛ Who are any of us, really? We all have our public life, our private life… ❜

❛ We can play who's a bigger asshole, but I guarantee you, I'll win. ❜

❛ I don't want to talk about your daddy issues, okay? ❜

❛ One day, I grew up, and I realized my father wasn't the end-all, and it didn't matter what he thought of me, because I realized I didn't think that much of him anymore either. ❜

❛ You think just because you shared, I'm gonna open up? You watch too much tv. ❜

❛ What this tells me is you've been lying to me from the very beginning. ❜

❛ I can only marvel at the level of cynicism. ❜

❛ You're putting us both at risk. It isn't safe for us to talk. ❜

❛ I would never do anything to put you in danger. ❜

❛ You did this to yourself. You're on your own. ❜

❛ Could really use some family right about now, and you're it. ❜

❛ I knew finding his killer wouldn't bring him back, but...I thought it would bring something. ❜

❛ I want you to disappear from my life. Like a ghost. A really annoying ghost. ❜

❛ I couldn't care less about your life. Or death. Unless you get in my way. ❜

❛ If I were you, I'd give up vigilante-ism. You're not very good at it. ❜

❛ You do not want to question my loyalty to my family.  ❜

❛ I have to be the one to kill him. I have to know he's gone. ❜

❛ How is it I can kill people and feel no regret...but disappointing [name] makes me feel like the scum of the earth? ❜

❛ Sometimes I'm... just going along, and everything seems okay, and then this...darkness creeps in, and it takes over. ❜

❛ Don't ever question me! I gave you everything you have. I will take it all away! ❜

❛ You have your demons. I accept that. Because I know that you don't have to be a slave to them. ❜

❛ I know you, better than you know yourself. You can conquer whatever darkness there is in you. I know you can. ❜

❛ We create our own destiny every day we live. ❜

❛ If you hadn't been in my life, I wouldn't be who I am. You've given me confidence and support. And you've been the one constantly good thing in my life. ❜

❛ I can't believe there was a time when I actually thought I could learn something from you. ❜

❛ You can't control the demon inside of you any more than I can control mine. ❜

❛ You're like a child. You dream of a heaven you'll never see. ❜

❛ I accept...nothing. Nothing is inevitable. ❜

❛ It's already over. ❜

❛ Life doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be...lived. ❜

❛ Born in blood. Both of us. ❜

Lines taken from s03e09 - s03-e12 of the show Dexter. Feel free to change pronouns or edit in any way to better fit your needs. Here is part one.

❛ It's like there was an imbalance in the world, and we righted it, with our own hands. ❜

❛ I feel real. Like, maybe for the first time in my life. ❜

❛ If I knew where [name] was, I'd tell you. ❜

❛ All right, all right, you're right. I know where he is. I can show you. ❜

❛ You don't have to keep on checking on me. ❜

❛ He's held life and death in his hands. He likes it. ❜

❛ So how do I crack this sick fuck's brain? ❜

❛ I am not having a goddamn affair, okay? ❜

❛ I just needed space. I've got everything falling apart around me now. ❜

❛ You keep going off half-cocked. How am I supposed to trust you? ❜

❛ I didn't tell you because I know you wouldn't approve. ❜

❛ Whatever happened to serving justice? ❜

❛ I should have told you. It was a chickenshit thing to do, and I abused your trust. ❜

❛ Look. I'm a big boy. I know what I'm doing. Eventually, you're gonna trust that too. ❜

❛ He thinks he's untouchable. He's not. It's time he learned that. ❜

❛ For you, I'll do everything in my power. ❜

❛ Too many people are affected when the innocent die. ❜

❛ I'd be a fool not to follow your lead. I think you're gonna save my life. ❜

❛ I have to go look at some blood. Evidence. For a crime. ❜

❛ I'm sorry. We didn't mean to get your family caught up in this, all right? ❜

❛ What can you do? Nothing! ❜

❛ You gotta help me, or I can't do anything to help you. ❜

❛ It's me. It's okay. You're safe. ❜

❛ You found me. ❜

❛ I can't go home. There's too much silence. ❜

❛ He's been using me the whole time. ❜

❛ I'm responsible if [name] takes another innocent life. ❜

❛ I think we should just stay out of it. ❜

❛ They're gonna think that we slept together! ❜

❛ I mean, if my show does not make people vomit and have an erection at the same time, then I've let my audience down. ❜

❛ Hey, I'm not giving up on our friendship. ❜

❛ For someone so innocent, he sure looks guilty. ❜

❛ I am indeed a good friend to have. And one can never have too many friends, right? ❜

❛ I feel like Cinderella. Except for the whole Disney virgin thing. ❜

❛ Oh, don't worry. No one'll know Prince Charming knocked ya up before the ball. ❜

❛ You're sorry? Well, you can take your sorry and shove it up your ass! ❜

❛ Hey, I just wanted to say, I never meant for any of this to go down the way it did, you know? ❜

❛ I messed up. I wanted to apologize to your face. ❜

❛ You lying son of a bitch! You almost got me killed! ❜

❛ I am not the enemy here. ❜

❛ You feel guilty? You feel responsible for what happened to me? ❜

❛ Shit. You're bleeding. You're gonna need new stitches. ❜

❛ I need for you to seriously think about this. Think about us. ❜

❛ Wine... invented for the sole purpose of handling grief. Believe me, I know. ❜

❛ You've always been important to me. You know that. ❜

❛ Please don't hate me, but I may have done a bad thing. ❜

❛ You are too good a liar. ❜

❛ I don't know when you're telling the truth anymore. ❜

❛ Cause after all... familia is sacred. ❜

❛ I know what it is to want to rebalance an unbalanced world. ❜

❛ Some doors should stay shut. You open it, it's too easy to walk through it a second time. ❜

❛ Well, at least I didn't teach him how to get away with murder. I'm learning. ❜

❛ God. You are useless. Love you anyway. ❜

❛ I didn't get to where I am, who I am, by letting some little worm like you walk all over me! ❜

❛ I am the last person you wanna fuck with, because I will fuck you back in ways you never even imagined! ❜

❛ Wow. I didn't get it before, but you can't be reasoned with, guilted, or controlled. ❜

❛ I'll do what I want, when I want, to whomever I want! Count on it! ❜

❛ My search for connection always ends in blood. ❜

❛ As challenging as it will be, it's back to option one. I kill him. ❜

❛ So this is how it ends. I've pictured it a thousand ways, but never this. ❜

❛ Must be what your victims feel like. Trapped, hopeless. ❜

❛ You got any more words of encouragement, or are you just here to gloat? ❜

❛ I should have fucking killed [name] when I had the chance. ❜

❛ That's fucking hilarious! You were freaked, right? ❜

❛ For a smart guy, sometimes he doesn't have the good sense that God gave little chickens. ❜

❛ A true friend knows when to bury the hatchet, because friendship is a sacred bond, built on trust. ❜

❛ I have learned so much from you about, uh... trust. ❜

❛ Things are bound to go wrong. The less left to chance the better. ❜

❛ You always look so happy to see me. ❜

❛ Getting married's easy. All you have to do is show up. ❜

❛ I need to be with somebody who's got his shit together. ❜

❛ You're the only one he trusts. ❜

❛ Well, it's really hard to find people that you trust these days. ❜

❛ I could hear it, you know? The sound of the blade cutting into me. That and, uh... the sound of me screaming. Like it was somebody else. And I remember thinking, "That guy screaming...he's gonna die." ❜

❛ If home is where the heart is, where do you go when you don't have a heart? ❜

❛ So why is it every time I look at you, I still feel the same way I felt when we first met? ❜

❛ They make a cute couple. Too bad they're both lying through their teeth. ❜

❛ And this is, "Do as I say, not as I do"? ❜

❛ If you need something under the table, I'm your guy. That didn't come out right. ❜

❛ So, now you know. Question is, what are you gonna do? ❜

❛ I need your word this stays between us. ❜

❛ Yes, whenever you have an earth-shattering, ball-crushing, mind-fuck of a secret, you should tell your fucking sister. ❜

❛ You're the hardest-working person I know, you're loyal to a fault. In all the years I've known you, you've never let me down. ❜

❛ I know I crossed the line here. I know that now. It doesn't have to come to this. ❜

❛ I had higher hopes for you, for us. But I finally just have to accept it, I'll always be alone. ❜

❛ I tried. I tried to crack that damn armor of yours. ❜

❛ I know you better than anyone else. ❜

❛ I know I'm a monster. ❜

❛ I accept you, like a brother. ❜

❛ I didn't plan to, but it was kill or be killed. ❜

❛ You little freak! You think I'm done with you? You think this ends here? It doesn't! ❜

❛ There are few milestones in life that evoke a stronger response than our final act. Death. ❜

❛ We all react in different ways to death. Some choose anger. Others cling to ritual. ❜

❛ You can tell a lot about a person by the friends he keeps. ❜

❛ That was awkward. I don't think I've ever been asked to leave a funeral before. ❜

❛ You lost a friend. You don't have to be so strong. ❜

❛ [name] warned you that his death wasn't gonna be the end of things. ❜

❛ Can't kill him. Can't ignore him. ❜

❛ You know, Dad would be proud. That still means something, no matter how flawed he was. ❜

❛ Well, then tell me. How am I supposed to live with this? ❜

❛ I'm the only one that knows, I think. It's not even that big of a deal. ❜

❛ We all have secrets we prefer not to share. Skeletons. Feel free to keep yours in the closet. Deep in the closet. ❜

❛ Look, these people have nothing to do with this. This is between you and me, right? ❜

❛ I should put a bullet in your head. In front of everybody. So they can see what it's like to lose someone. ❜

❛ So you don't really have to bother with reality. That must be nice. ❜

❛ Until you came into our life, everything was fine. ❜

❛ I spent my whole life trying to hold it together, and now it's all gone to shit. ❜

❛ Someday your kids will be old enough to see the truth for themselves, just like you did with your father. ❜

❛ The sins of the father go on and on, from kid to kid to kid, unless someone - you - chooses to end them. ❜

❛ There is no possible way that us being together is a mistake. ❜

❛ You hold on to that personal life. Reminds us what's important. ❜

❛ I've been scared of it coming to this your whole life, a violent end. I tried to protect you. ❜

❛ This is my fault for not trusting you. ❜

❛ You did the best you could. ❜

❛ I've never seen you cry before. ❜

❛ I've never wanted anything so much in my life. ❜

❛ You are the best thing that has happened to me. ❜

❛ I had a choice. I chose you. Your turn. ❜

❛ Oh, I have my excuses and justifications, but, really, I just... need to. ❜

❛ So really, you're just a killer, a monster. The stuff of nightmares. ❜

❛ A wolf would chew off its own paw, its survival instinct is that fierce. So is mine. ❜

❛ We all have secrets. In that way, I'm just like everyone else. ❜

❛ All my previous attempts at human connection have ended in... well, death. ❜

❛ Sure, I'm still who I was, who I am. Question is, what do I become? ❜

Lines taken from s03e01 - s03-e08 of the show Dexter. Feel free to change pronouns or edit in any way to better fit your needs. Here is part two.

❛ Everything's falling into place for the first time in my life. ❜

❛ Ay, ay, come here! Don't walk away all "fuck you" on me! ❜

❛ I guess your dick can suck itself from now on! ❜

❛ You don't get to blow me off and still ask questions. ❜

❛ Just hold me till you have to go. ❜

❛ If you need something for that temper I've got a man down the street with some really mellow weed that can take that edge right off. ❜

❛ Blood never lies. ❜

❛ Look on the bright side: Now that you've given up men, booze and cigarettes, running your mouth is the only bad habit you have left. ❜

❛ I'm a model of fucking perfection. ❜

❛ You certainly did not suffer from the tragedy of perfection. ❜

❛ All I want is chocolate pudding, and you - not necessarily in that order. ❜

❛ Kind of a cunt, aren't you? ❜

❛ You should stay. Grab a drink and work some of that massive tension out on the dance floor. ❜

❛ Maybe you should be a little less subtle in the future. ❜

❛ Some people just shouldn't have kids, you know? ❜

❛ The leaders of tomorrow. Their parents must be proud. ❜

❛ I've made a lot of mistakes in my life but being a mother was never one of them. ❜

❛ This child is happening. But your role in its life is entirely up to you. ❜

❛ Just when you think you've answered all the questions, another one smacks you in the face. ❜

❛ Life is just like that. Which is why I prefer death. ❜

❛ I didn't know what to do. I fought back. The knife ended up in his neck. ❜

❛ There's a lot more cannibalism in this country than any of you realize. ❜

❛ A baby? A motherfucking roly-poly, chubby-cheeked shit-machine? Are you kidding me? ❜

❛ I don't know what's more complicated, having a father or being one. ❜

❛ Showing up late at night like this, is it creepy, or just what friends do? ❜

❛ Having a conversation with you can be dangerous to one's health. ❜

❛ This is absolutely, without a doubt, the worst moment of my life. ❜

❛ I could probably kill her before anyone realized what happened. ❜

❛ I'm sorry. I just don't want to hurt you. ❜

❛ You got a lot of potential in you. Sometimes I think that you are the only one who doesn't know that. ❜

❛ People don't get married because it makes sense. ❜

❛ How do you show someone real love when you don't even know what it feels like? ❜

❛ I like the sound of the quid. What's the pro quo? ❜

❛ I know that trust doesn't come too easy to you. ❜

❛ My life has always felt like... an unanswered question. ❜

❛ You're what makes me real. ❜

❛ There are many ways to stop the heart. Electric shock. Bad diet. Sever the aorta - my personal favorite. ❜

❛ Your life is gonna change forever. ❜

❛ Every man needs his privacy. Some more than others. ❜

❛ Right on time. You're getting pretty good at this secret meeting stuff. ❜

❛ I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to do my job. ❜

❛ Thank the baby fucking Jesus. ❜

❛ Maybe I'm realizing no one around here is my friend. ❜

❛ The only time you people even acknowledge me is when you want something. ❜

❛ "No" doesn't really work in a relationship. "Can we talk about it?" is a little more productive. ❜

❛ I can't just drop everything at the last minute because you want me to. ❜

❛ That's not opinion. That's science. And science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14-inch strap-on. ❜

❛ You think you and I are so different, don't you? ❜

❛ I'm nothing like you. ❜

❛ I'm here now. And I'm not going anywhere. ❜

❛ You can't make me feel any worse than I already do. ❜

❛ You don't have to lie to me. Don't you understand? I see who you are. ❜

❛ You have nothing to explain to me. Nothing to apologize for. Ever. ❜

❛ I'm with you. I'm behind you. And I respect you. ❜

❛ What did it feel like to, uh... take him out, hmm? To end his life. ❜

❛ Together, we can make a difference. ❜

❛ He's seen me with blood on my hands and hasn't blinked. ❜

❛ Every time you let someone get close, it ends badly. ❜

❛ Can you imagine the shitstorm this is gonna create if I'm wrong? ❜

❛ Aw. You do care about me. ❜

❛ This asshole doesn't deserve to breathe, okay? ❜

❛ That's beyond dangerous. That's crazy! ❜

❛ We both have too much to lose. We should quit while we're ahead. ❜

❛ Can I throw something at you that might sound a little crazy? ❜

❛ Can't ignore something just cause it's messy. ❜

❛ What the fuck makes you think I'm suddenly willing to play now? ❜

❛ Hard to believe even you would sink that low. ❜

❛ Be careful what you think you know about someone. You're probably wrong. ❜

❛ We're living in crucial times, crucial times that demand extraordinary measures. ❜

❛ If you're gonna bail out of this, now would be a good time. ❜

❛ Mark my words, he'll give you up in a heartbeat to save his own ass. ❜

❛ We only see two things in people... what we wanna see and what they wanna show us. ❜

❛ Never underestimate the capacity of other people to let you down. ❜

❛ You can make this stop right now... if you tell me where he is. ❜

❛ You scared the fuckmother out of me. ❜

❛ You can't imagine how much I've been looking forward to this. ❜

❛ Death will be a mercy. ❜

❛ You stay the hell away from me! ❜

❛ It is kind of illegal. ❜

❛ So what I'm about to ask you is...the most terrible thing anyone could– ❜

❛ What's so important you had to see me at the ass-crack of dawn? ❜

❛ Am I being set up? ❜

❛ Just shoot me if I ever get like that. ❜

❛ Hand-holding. So simple. So intimate. So...uncomfortable. ❜

❛ I'm so sorry for putting you in that horrible position. ❜

❛ Asking you to violate your conscience was one of the worst things I've ever done. ❜

❛ I had a high opinion of you. Guess I was wrong. ❜

❛ Now he can't even be civil in front of company. ❜

❛ I never should have said anything. ❜

❛ I've never been great at conflict resolution. Not without a blade and several rolls of plastic wrap. ❜

❛ How much caffeine have you had? ❜

❛ That conscience I don't have? It's been eating away at me. ❜

❛ Only an idiot would ask for a meeting here. ❜

❛ I am not good at this. Letting people help me. ❜

❛ We're not gonna man-hug, are we? ❜

❛ I'm doing a good thing, aren't I? Then why does it feel so bad? ❜

❛ It's said that everything is connected to everything. The butterfly effect. ❜

❛ I don't want you to kill him. I wanna do it. ❜

❛ Last time I got into your car, your radio was tuned to marching music. ❜

❛ Is this the beginning of a whole new level of friendship? Is it the end of life as I know it? ❜

❛ Relationships are complicated. ❜

❛ Number one rule of the code is "don't get caught". ❜

❛ Is it a mix-up, or is [name] fucking with me? ❜

❛ I just heard a love song on the radio that reminded me of you. And it made me really angry. ❜

❛ You say anything more about my brother and I will kick your fucking nuts down your throat. ❜

❛ Jesus Christ, do you know what kind of a bonehead mistake that is? ❜

❛ You can stop this right now. Call it off. ❜

❛ You don't get to have friends. Nothing good can come out of this. ❜

❛ We can't exactly load up the cart with axes and machetes, now can we? ❜

❛ You ever drop a quart of milk? Watch it spread over the whole kitchen floor, the mess it makes? There's six quarts of blood in the human body. This isn't gonna be pretty. ❜

❛ There's no shame in backing out. ❜

❛ My god, you just get dumber every day. How do you survive in this world? ❜

❛ Yeah, of course, I'm making excuses. Don't you? I mean, how else do you sleep at night? ❜

❛ You never should have asked me to help you. ❜

❛ That was the first time in my life that I've ever felt...powerful…like I was in control of ❜ something. And ever since then, I've been trying to get that feeling back again. ❜

❛ So when you talk to me about...the darkness inside of you...I understand. I really do. ❜

❛ Thank you for this. For letting me in. For showing me the way. ❜

❛ You've set something in motion here. ❜

Lines taken from 2x07-2x12 of the show Dexter. Feel free to change pronouns or edit in any way to better fit your needs. Here is part one.

❛ I thrive on chaos. But this is good, too. ❜

❛ I had to do a little creative problem-solving at someone else's expense. ❜

❛ Pardon my tits. ❜

❛ Are you trying to fuck her or set her on fire? ❜

❛ Sometimes the truth speaks from a peaceful place. It's taken me a long time to find that place, but I think I have, and it's telling me you're not the right one for me. I'm so sorry. ❜

❛ Is that what I am? Clean? 'cause I don't feel that way at all. ❜

❛ No, I won't do that. I won't let you turn me into you. ❜

❛ Hope you don't expect me to comment on that so you can record it on your hidden tape recorder. I wasn't born yesterday. ❜

❛ Your past is a bigger mystery than fucking Jimmy Hoffa. ❜

❛ No matter what you try, no matter when, no matter how hard you work, I'll always be a step ahead of you for one simple reason. I own you. ❜

❛ When I'm alone and it's quiet, I get scared shitless, like I start hearing what's really going on inside. ❜

❛ 'Cause when you're around, I kind of feel like I can deal with anything, you know? ❜

❛ I've always worked best in the shadows, and that's where I have to stay. ❜

❛ You can't go back. You know that. ❜

❛ You are not allowed to talk about anyone I date as long as you're seeing little Miss "pardon my tits." ❜

❛ She is obviously a vampire. A gross english-titty vampire. ❜

❛ Can't change who I am. I'm crass and dirty, and...I have a very filthy mind. ❜

❛ Jesus Christ. They sell anyone a gun in Florida, won't they? ❜

❛ That man. He wasn't trying to rob you. He was trying to kill you. ❜

❛ Nothing you could do,___, would scare me. ❜

❛ Whatever comes, we'll get through this together. I'm not leaving your side. ❜

❛ I need to embrace who I am, who I've always been. ❜

❛ It's like I've been living underwater, holding my breath, and now I can finally breathe. ❜

❛ ___ almost had me believing it was possible to change, to become something else, as if that ever really happens. I've always known what I am. ❜

❛ I'm finding it's best to accept things you can't change, you know? ❜

❛ Is this the monster that you keep telling me about? ❜

❛ Trust me, when you meet the monster, you'll know. ❜

❛ Nice. My subconscious isn't even bothering with symbolism. ❜

❛ I feel...such regret, which is rare for me. But not that I don't mess up. I do...just never so stupendously. ❜

❛ If they're looking for proof, they won't find it. Not here at least. ❜

❛ Then maybe you should come with us, because who knows what secrets will come ❜ pouring out of me once the drinks start flowing. ❜

❛ I'm done with it and you. Did I not make that clear last night? ❜

❛ Those friends of yours, they didn't even know you. They just see the mask, but I see it all. ❜

❛ Can't live with her. Can't kill her. ❜

❛ Fuck! I'm talking about my feelings. What the fuck is your problem? ❜

❛ I've always sensed there was something... off about him. Like he's hiding in plain sight. ❜

❛ If you got in the middle of this and you got hurt… ❜

❛ The only way I can help you is if you turn yourself in. ❜

❛ Don't you disappear on me. ❜

❛ I want you to know that you meant a lot to me, more than you know, and... I just want to thank you for that. ❜

❛ If I never see her again, it'll be too soon. ❜

❛ Sleep would be nice, but there's too much to do. ❜

❛ Okay, I may be sleeping with him, but it doesn't mean he tells me shit or listens to me about anything, so stop asking! ❜

❛ That's right, motherfucker! It's over. ❜

❛ I knew there was something with you. But this shit? ❜

❛ What can I say? You were right about me. I never held it against you. I don't now. ❜

❛ It's a graze wound. Minor tissue abrasion. No hemorrhage along the bullet track. Sorry. I think I'm gonna live. ❜

❛ If you're not gonna let me go, then kill me now. Just get it over with. ❜

❛ You're a killer. I catch killers. ❜

❛ So it's okay to take a life as long as you get a paycheck for it? ❜

❛ Either kill me or set me free. ❜

❛ Taking a life is one thing, but the care and feeding of it is another. ❜

❛ I'm generally confused most of the time. ❜

❛ You ever care about anyone? Then you shouldn't have to ask. 'Cause when you care about someone, you do what you have to do. ❜

❛ I remember when life was easy, when the only question I worried about was "who's next?" Now it's: "How can I dodge my protective detail? "What should I do with my hostage?" These are not easy questions. ❜

❛ It's not about what I think. It's all about the evidence. ❜

❛ Hair-pulling may not be manly, but it's very effective. ❜

❛ If he wanted me dead, I'd be dead by now. ❜

❛ You are the only one I can count on, jackass. ❜

❛ It puts a pit in my stomach that I can only interpret as... sadness. ❜

❛ You working on an exit strategy? I'm afraid that's not gonna happen. ❜

❛ How come there's never a circus when you need one? ❜

❛ What was that shit last night? Some kind of fucking scare tactic? ❜

❛ Don't test me. I could have killed you. I didn't. ❜

❛ You're actually angry. I've never seen you angry. This is good. ❜

❛ I should warn you. You can't play on my feelings. I don't have any. ❜

❛ It's a tough job. It can wear on even the best of us. ❜

❛ I yell a lot...and bitch and complain, and I keep expecting people to guess what I want, but I never really say it. ❜

❛ And that was exciting, you know? The not knowing. What might happen, what could be. It was all possibility. ❜

❛ Your life is going to rest in the hands of the criminal justice system you put all your faith in. I wish you the best of luck. ❜

❛ You need help. Let me help you. ❜

❛ You don't have to do this! You don't have to kill this man! ❜

❛ Sorry it had to go down like this. But there really was no other way. ❜

❛ Stay away. Just stay away from me. ❜

❛ Did you happen to be stuffing a human leg into a garbage bag at that point? ❜

❛ There's that anger again. You got to let that out. ❜

❛ You're spinning. Let me help you. It's only a matter of time before you'll hurt someone else. ❜

❛ Take responsibility for who you are. ❜

❛ Why can't you just let me go? ❜

❛ If I got to choose a person... A real person... to be like, out of anyone, it'd be you. ❜

❛ Who joined who in the shower this morning? ❜

❛ For such a neat monster, I'm making an awfully big mess. ❜

❛ Maybe this is how evil works. Destroying everything it touches. ❜

❛ I've been held prisoner in a cabin for two fucking days. Fucking hellhole. ❜

❛ After everything we've been through lately, I just want... to be together with you guys. ❜

❛ You told me to take responsibility for what I am. You were right. ❜

❛ I can't live in this house of cards anymore, waiting for it all to fall down. I need to do something, you know? ❜

❛ If I do this, I need a day to get my affairs in order. ❜

❛ Mention that when they interview you for the story of my life. ❜

❛ Don't leave me in this cage, anything could happen. ❜

❛ I lie to everyone I know... except my victims right before I kill them. It's hard to establish much of a rapport there. ❜

❛ Sorry about the cage. ❜

❛ I've always been curious to try. Do you have any weed? ❜

❛ Love's a battlefield. Or in your case, a restraining order. ❜

❛ When a pretty girl smiles and bats her eyelashes, we're powerless to resist. ❜

❛ I met with a lawyer yesterday. He helped me prepare a living trust that gives you control of all my assets in the event of my death or... certain other situations. ❜

❛ God. Go away. This is creepy. ❜

❛ I'm free tonight, you wanna stop by? We'll have beer, a couple of steaks? I wanna talk to you about something. ❜

❛ I just need you to know that... you and the kids are very important to me. No matter what happens, I want you to always know that. ❜

❛ I know I've been taking things slow with us, but it's not because I don't have feelings for you. It's more like I have too many feelings, and I just wanna make sure to get it right. ❜

❛ I want you gone. Tonight. ❜

❛ I've spent a lifetime keeping up my guard, watching my back, wearing my mask. Relief was never in sight until now. ❜

❛ Lately, I was starting to feel like I had my head pretty far up my ass. ❜

❛ You decide who you are, who you want to be...and you hold onto that and ride it out. ❜

❛ I need some help! Just open the door! I'm being held captive. ❜

❛ Damn, it's good to see another face. I never thought I would. ❜

❛ When something beyond reason happens, it turns skeptics into believers. ❜

❛ If you believe that God makes miracles, you have to wonder if Satan has a few up his sleeve. ❜

❛ I can't exactly feel their pain, but I can appreciate it. ❜

❛ I kinda forgot who I was. I got it straight now. ❜

❛ The term is homicidal maniac. Not that I'm judging. ❜

❛ A public place. You thought I was gonna...That I would slip my needle into your neck? ❜

❛ You're afraid of me now, aren't you? ❜

❛ You're emotionally color-blind. You use the right words, you pantomime the right behavior, but feelings never come to pass. ❜

❛ You know the dictionary definition of emotions: longing, joy, sorrow...You have no idea of what any of those things actually feel like. ❜

❛ I created a monster of my own. ❜

❛ What did you do to make her so pathetically crazy for you? Does your dick dance? ❜

❛ What're we doing home in the middle of the day? She asked, hoping for sex. ❜

❛ Why? Why do I have to make up my mind? ❜

❛ I've never put much weight onto the idea of a higher power. But if I didn't know better, I'd have to believe that some force out there wants me to keep doing what I'm doing. ❜

❛ As it turns out, nobody mourns the wicked. ❜