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I think it's fair to say, Jim, that vavooming was not the end result of that particular tempest.

You should know why you're about to die. God has abandoned you.

I only ever asked questions. That’s all it took to be a demon in the old days. Great Plan? God, you listening? Show me a Great Plan! Okay, I know, you’re testing them. You said you were going to be testing them. But you shouldn’t test them to destruction. Not to the end of the world.

And if you weren’t, deep down, just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing. 

I didn’t mean to fall. I just hung around the wrong people.

Is it my fault they never check up? I’m to blame they never check up? Everyone stretches the truth a bit in memos to head office, you know that.

I never asked to be a demon. I was just minding my own business one day and then... “Oh, looky here, it’s Lucifer and the guys!”. Okay, the food hadn’t been that good lately. I didn’t have anything on for rest of that afternoon. Next thing, I’m doing a million-light-year freestyle dive into a pool of boiling sulphur.