hottest guys of frostford?
Wow, I am so happy you’ve come to me for a comprehensive list of the hottest guys in Frostford. Obviously, as the leading authority of hotness, my list has been well, borderline obsessively researched. Now, I won’t give you the full list because, well…the full list is a living document of every male between 18 to 44 in town, along with their personal scores in the different categories of hotness and then their overall score. My grandma says it’s rude, crazy and a waste of time.
Anywho…
Obviously @coltonrollins will one day be the reason I die of alcohol poisoning and I’m totally fine with it, as long as he keeps it tight. And, good lord in heaven, @brooks-taylor. I mean, I mean! And, oh my God! This might be a little embarrassing but I used to mail empty letters just so I can check out @jacbsterling until I realized stamps cost money…which was the same moment my grandma realized I was taking all of her stamps.
I also think @rowekyle is super fine, I considered starting a fire just for a meet cute but then someone informed me that arson for love is just as illegal as regular arson. Unfortunately, @jason-adler is on this list and I just don’t want to talk about it, ok? And it should come as surprise to no one that @sxhrrsn is on this list. My favorite kind of Sunday.
And I’m going to start wrapping it up with the hotties that some people might overlook because they’re either not in your face all the time or they’re too much of the cute/silly friend - @teodorexzhang, @kanevsky, @kentackerman and @dankimkong
If you want the full list with all the rankings, you can buy it from my Etsy.
Kay, bye!
