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nice insult, hannah montana. got any more harsh digs?

i go both ways.

i'm not killing people, i'm killing boys.

okay, you can barely even finish gym class.

at least i'm consistent.

i am going to eat your soul and SHIT IT OUT.

boo, cross out [ insert name here ].

hell is a teenage girl.

do you have to undermine everything that i do?

you're such a player hater.

i don't like boxing movies.

[ insert pronoun here ]'s evil. not high school evil.

my dick is bigger than his.

i'll just play hello tiddy with the bar tender.

pms isn't real. it was invented by the boy run media to make us seem like we're crazy.

you're lime green jello and you can't even admit it to yourself.

i will finish you if i have to.

i am a god.

i'm kinda the shit.

i'm going to call the cops.

i'm following this band.

you goddamn monster.

 do you buy ALL your murder weapons at home depot? god, you're so butch.

stop kidnapping my girlfriend / boyfriend / significant other!

you’re totally lesbigay.

please don’t talk to yourself.

nice hardware, ace.

you might just get lucky for once in your miserable life.

these are smart bombs. you point them in the right direction and shit gets real.

it smells like thai food in here.

i need you frightened. i need you hopeless.

i recommend you shut the fuck up!

i am so scrumptious.